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This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Dream doesn't love you. He can't love you. Dream doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.
emily: “i am in love with dream slash parasocial
by myphonewastakenwastaken April 18, 2021
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parasiked

"Para" from the English word "Paragraph", a *long* extract of text. This is used sarcastically within the context suffixed by "siked" (A term used when saying something you don't really mean) to connote. Simply put, Parasiked translates to "Long, not".

Conventionally an insult or descriptor for someone of short stature, it can also be used in contexts of exaggeration of measurements and values.
Women disliked Tom because he was parasiked.
Wow, I said sarcastically, as Tom revealed his parasiked bank account.
by JoshuaDefined January 15, 2022
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padasity

the area of the body that is equidistant to the ass-pussy-and dick

(usually used when describing fags)
Stop being such a padasity.
by Jeffwe December 13, 2006
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parasitic twin

In medical circles can refer to twin reversed arterial perfusion, or a subset of conjoint (siamese) twins. Two fetusii develop conjoined, but one (the parasite) does not fully develop and is wholly dependent on his host brother.

In team management refers to a redundant slacker who performs an identical, complete subset of the effort performed by a more capable worker.
a: we have the same job! we're like siamese twins!

b: nah, I do twice as much. you're a parasitic twin
by justsomerandomdude October 14, 2009
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parasmitic

Describing behavior that is both parasitic and smitten (a portmanteau of both words); often answered with unexpressed revulsion by the object of the leeching affection, thus enabling subsequent parasmitic behavior. Expressed revulsion will frequently dislodge the parasite, thus leaving only unrequited affection.
Her overseas Facebook stalker was merely annoying until he booked a flight to her home town and announced his arrival, assuming he should stay at her place. She decided the racking sound of a 12 gague would dampen his parasmitic ambitions. Nonetheless, he continued to make phallic banana jokes.
by JK@M9 January 27, 2011
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Parashitting

Guy 1: "Oh man, I think I'm parashitting myself!"
Guy 2: "What? I can't hear you!"
by zephwynder June 12, 2018
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Parasex

Last night i was doing A paranormal investigation at the Local grave yard

When i encountered a spirit who wished to have parasex with me,
Needless to say it was one of the most wild paranormal sexual encounters i had ever experienced.
by muoss July 11, 2019
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