Kick the chair

To commit suicide. Such as doing yourself in by kicking a chair out from underneath you to hang yourself.

"Dude, did you hear about Kurt Cobain?"
"Yeah man, I heard Courtney basically made him kick the chair. It's a shame."

by KDaviss August 5, 2009

alive and kicking

To be ok. To be on activity. Often used to emphasize the good health of a person, or the recovery after an accident or a trouble situation. Also used for a conversation with a long old friend.

And its an answer for greetings.

where had you been? i handt seen you in a long time

dont worry im still alive and kicking

I heard you had an accident.

-Yeah i did but im still alive and kicking

by zorrax June 14, 2009

Kick Flop

When men kick their leg, and purposely make their scrotum hit their upper thigh, creating a flop noise.

My testes hurt, because I just performed the kick flop.

by RaisinLover September 27, 2010

Rifle Kick

To kick someone lying on either the opposite side of the bed or under the covers.

Jesus Christ, Gary getting slapped caused him to 'rifle kick' Siobhan in the face!

by mfisher64 August 14, 2010

puppy kicking

Picking on or challenging someone who is obviously weaker and will be no contest in a duel.

Guy 1: Did you see the Corvettes calling out the Hondas at the track?

Guy 2: Yes, I don't know why they decided to go puppy kicking.

by Priapuss February 22, 2017

Kicking the nics

A phrase used to describe the act of quitting smoking. "Nic" is short for nicotine, the addictive chemical found in cigarettes.

"Hey man, have you noticed that John's been in a bad mood lately?"
"Leave him alone man. He's just been a little irritable since he started kicking the nics. Wanna go smoke?"

"Hey man, can I bum a smoke?"
"Sorry man, I don't have any. I'm kicking the nics."

by John Lonesome May 3, 2008

Root Kick

Root Kick (much like the Root Punch) is a kick to ones root. The root being ones genitals.

He was sent to the hospital after that root kick!

He has to leave an ice pack on his dick after that root kick.

That girl fights dirty, She been known to give a girl a root kick.

by SuperShelman July 28, 2011