2 definitions by SuperShelman

Root Punch

When one is punched in the root of ones being. The root being the genitals.

That bitch done fucked up, I'ma give her a root punch!

His nuts hurt after he got a root punch.

by SuperShelman July 28, 2011

Root Kick

Root Kick (much like the Root Punch) is a kick to ones root. The root being ones genitals.

He was sent to the hospital after that root kick!

He has to leave an ice pack on his dick after that root kick.

That girl fights dirty, She been known to give a girl a root kick.

by SuperShelman July 28, 2011