Swear to got

my friend tried to say "I swear to god dude!" as I was trolling him. The person instead said "i swear to got", so i thought i might as well make it a real thing. It can be used many different ways, as an adjective, or a swear term. use it however you want.

"I SWEAR TO GOT DUDE." every takes 3 steps back. "we dont use that kind of language here" (THANOS SNAP)

by plasticman15505 March 24, 2019

Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

elbow swear

a promise that should never be able to be broken, no matter what.

her: you promise?

him: i elbow swear.

by athenalikesolives October 14, 2023

swearing

Something that doesn't make you cool.

"Hey, these two giving you trouble?"
"FUCK OFF! I got this..."
"Swearing doesn't make you cool."

by streamjetmas May 6, 2025

cookie the swearing chicken

A vocal buff Sussex chicken. Cookie's favourite words are expletives, hence the name 'Cookie the Swearing Chicken'.

She is also a chicken who jumps for food, is incredibly smart and loves to challenge humans.

Cookie the swearing chicken swore at me today when I brought her food.

by Starflyte the Chicken September 29, 2020

I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.

What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear

by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019

swear to bob

Swearing to bob instead of God

kameryn: bro swear that ur not lying
You: swear to bob I'm not lying bruh

by buckfutter93 July 25, 2025