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Denver Omelette

A sex act that also satiates hunger, this is achieved when one partner stuffs one or more store bought eggs into the vagina or butt of the other partner. The couple then proceeds to have sex in a hot tub. Once the eggs are fully beaten and cooked from the hot tub sex, the couple does a sixty-nine.
I wanted salsa with my Denver Omelette so I jizzed while we were having sex in the hot tub.
by bexla March 17, 2010
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Olethea

A woman who is strong and open minded. Not to be mistaken for a head strong woman. She knows what she wants and can make quick decisions about her life.
She nailed that interview, she is such an Olethea.
by MamaMe April 27, 2008
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Mexican omelette

When you go down on a girl when she's on her period.

The female period blood is representative of salsa, a typical dish with Latin origins which is included in omelettes in that culture. The omelette is of course the eggs from the ovaries that are flushed out of the vaginal canal during shark week (the only decent thing the discovery channel has done in years)
"Yo, Jeff, you go down on your girl last night?"
"Yeah, but she was in the middle of her shark week so I gave her a Mexican omelette."
by Ratherbeinspace January 12, 2017
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Chin Omelet

1. busting a nut on a girl's (or guy's, for the gays) face.

2. the end product of aforementioned act, after it has dried on her (or his, for the gays) chin and it looks like that gross shit left over in the pan after you fry an egg.
1. "My girlfriend said she needed some more protein in her diet, so we banged real quick and I finished off by giving her a chin omelet."

2. "Bruce asked me to blow a load on his face last night, so I did, but he didn't clean it off right away! I was soooo grossed out. I mean, he just left it there till it turned into a chin omelet!"
by Ranal Apist September 2, 2010
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cock omlette

mixing eggs inside another persons mouth with your cock. male or female.
it was a bad idea adding salt to my cock omlette
by mix master 31 November 17, 2009
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omelet

Omelet let you suck my dick
by heather ovellette January 21, 2015
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egyptian omelet

An egyptian Omelet is when a man and a woman have a nice fuck on the beach and a rather large amount of sand gets lodged into the females vagina. (also known as the sand-trap)
Sally fo'rilla you needa try my egyptian omelet, you'll love it.
by jmoney90210 February 22, 2009
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