Calling in drunk

a. A valid excuse for calling out of work when you've partied too hard the night before.

b. Evading responsibility via alcohol, i.e. court, child care, blind dates, birthdays

We partied until 5am and I passed out on a homeless man... definitely calling in drunk today.

by Hudson Riley August 30, 2013

Booty Drunk

Booty Drunk /adj/: 1. A state of being caused by a woman with a luscious rear-end.
2. Emotional intoxication of the ass

"What?... Oh, sorry! That girl went click-clacking' by in her heels and her ass got me all booty drunk".

by Zmandella September 22, 2011

Drunk Drifting

Drifting in a car or a truck while drunk. Usually ends in disaster.

Phillip totalled his truck when he went Drunk Drifting.

by TheFiend138 November 17, 2014

drunk slut

actually spelled as 1 word (drunkslut), a girl that is usually attractive and preppy and really stuck up during the week. but once friday night comes, she's totally drunk and will have sex w/ anybody before passing out and puking/pissing on herself

the drunkslut (drunk slut) ignored me all week but on friday she fucked me since she had done 5 shots

by Takinabreakistan December 28, 2005

pirate drunk

adj. Pirate drunk is the condition whereas you are so drunk, that you see double. To compensate, you cover one eye (like a pirate's eye patch). Typically, you are so drunk that you do not have a problem talking to someone seated next to you with one hand over your eye.

Lisa, "Tom called me from the bar last night, and I couldn't understand a word he said. He was totally pirate drunk."

MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."

by chi_tom July 20, 2008

town drunk

The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).

The hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!

by Lefty May 4, 2005

Drunk Boat

A fat chick at the party who's had way too much to drink and takes out her frustration by berating or groping others. Usually accompanied by equally ignorant girlfriends.

"That drunk boat just tried to force a tequila bottle down Jim's throat!"

by RustyNailTermz November 21, 2020