Nonce

Mulham the nonce is trying to molest Mariam for the 46th time but Mariam always dodges Mulham like a bullet

A nonce is someone who's name is Mulham. He tries to molest this girl called Mariam. Mariam avoids Mulham like you avoided the kid in primary school who used to pick up a shit from the floor with a stick, and then chased you with it. Mulham oneced tried to buy Mariam flowers. When Mariam saw the flowers she ran away screaming. Lets just say Mulham's mission to get some pussy failed. Badly.

by Muham's_a_Nonce April 9, 2019

Nonab

Noun - a strange deformity on the anus (hole), usually a small lump. Not contagious in any form just a strange unexplained lump.

Guy: Yo, is that an STI on your butthole?
Girl: Don't worry it's just a nonab

by Flamehazard April 13, 2019

noncebucket

A noncebucket is a way of insulting someone. It is a bucket full of nonces. Therefore the person you say has a nonce bucket is a major nonce.

Nathan Taylor need to burn it the mega mush bag, he’s dar is a little neek who owns abar 3 noncebuckets the scruff.

by Wet wipe April 17, 2019

Nonce

A pedophile of biblical proportions, and is almost proud of it.

"That Viking fellow that looks like a leaf? He's an utter nonce"

by NonceHater911 August 3, 2019

nonce

S.E.B

S.E.B is a nonce

by moonfruit213 September 3, 2019

nonce

Another word for pedophile.

Padr is a nonce.
Wajeed is a big nonce.

by WajeedTehGamer September 10, 2019

Nonce

A middle aged Indian man who slides into girls’ DM’s and want to date them

Errrr, a nonce keeps messaging me🤢

by Zofiaaa October 8, 2019