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1) (noun) a meaningless "relationship" lasting anywhere from an hour to a week or two

2) (verb) to have one of these relationships
1) "I pulled a nick and we broke up after three days"

2) "I nicked him"
by Carls Barkley December 15, 2008
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A tall, lanky, slender boy with a surprisingly large penis. He likes to hang out in dark offices with old men and be their journalism man-slave. He also likes to role-play detectives and pelvic thrust, sometimes doing both at once. A big fan of liberalism, jacks off to Obama. You can spot Nicks in their natural habitat - country clubs and other spots frequented by old white people. Likes to be called "Le Tigre" or some other variation in bed. Enjoys backbenders given by temptresses. He gets with lots of women but always wines and dines them beforehand, usually at a pizza place.
I had sex with Nick last week and I can barely walk.
by letigre269 November 30, 2011
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A class-A asshole who finds pleasure in ruining someone's life. Someone with no conscience and no heart. A coward who runs from his problems and treats girls like trash. Yet somehow there is something about him that makes every girl fall at his feet.
That girl killed herself because of what he said and Nick just laughed.
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a asshole that pulls nothing but sloppy hoes if anything
by ifukbitches June 11, 2014
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A normal person who doesn't have a big d, contrary to popular beliefs.
by I don't have a big d - nick September 4, 2016
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Nick (pronounced NICK, rhymes with DICK)

Noun.

Male, awesome, usually found gaming and eating. May pronounce things wrong, but makes up for it by being adorable.

Verb.
To do something extremely well, so well, that you may just have an IQ of 180.

Adjective.
Totally and completely perfect.
Examples include:

1. Person A: Where's Nick?

Person B: Oh, you know him, probably off somewhere, being perfect.

2. Person X: Omg, I just Nick'd that test today.

Person Y: Shit, you aced it? Amazing.

3. Person A: How do I say he is perfect and amazing and that I want to spend the rest of my life with him?

Person B: Just say that he's Nick.
by pizzaparty October 14, 2016
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A Nick is a complete pot head. Weed is his life. He is also a caring, faithful and a funny guy. Nick can easily put a smile on your face.
"Wow, Nick sure is a big pot head!"
by Random Shit! December 22, 2016
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