I been in this shit and I know someone has been here before, but she's not that old she's definitely cuntrek next generation.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
Get the cuntrek next generationmug. Over the top behavior that leads friends/family/spectators to believe you have mental health issues.
Public displays of random, seemingly unprovoked outbursts or actions involving exaggerated emotion such as anger, rambling at a microphone, goofy public political discourse, or other attention-getting kooky behavior.
Guy: Did you hear Dave at the Board meeting?
Female Co-worker: Yeah, I hope he has his resume' updated, 'cuz the COO had that next-stop-crazytown look on his face when Dave started screaming at him about his plan for next year's projects. In this economy, that's just nutty.
Guy: That's what I was thinkin'.
Guy: Did you hear Dave at the Board meeting?
Female Co-worker: Yeah, I hope he has his resume' updated, 'cuz the COO had that next-stop-crazytown look on his face when Dave started screaming at him about his plan for next year's projects. In this economy, that's just nutty.
Guy: That's what I was thinkin'.
by k2kate January 28, 2009
Get the next-stop-crazytownmug. A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.
I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
Get the next-room-jerkmug. people who live next door to you in a block of flats and watch TV so loud that you can hear every single word very well as if it is your own radio playing in your apartment
Jack: You turned your radio on?
Hugh: No, it is my next door radio.
Jack: What?
Hugh: My next door radio. My neighbours who watch TV so loud that I can hear it through the wall and undestand each word very well.
Hugh: No, it is my next door radio.
Jack: What?
Hugh: My next door radio. My neighbours who watch TV so loud that I can hear it through the wall and undestand each word very well.
by KurtSteinerPL January 17, 2012
Get the next door radiomug. The act of thinking that, as a business, it's best to pay as little money as possible towards taxes.
By putting any profit into an offshore account, you can dodge income tax on profit. It's something I like to call next level thinking.
by SmartBuisnessMan01 September 30, 2022
Get the Next Level Thinkingmug. When you meet a girl who is perfect but you are both already partnered up. You agree to be their Next Life Wife.
Him: This girl is perfect
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.
by RT4L June 28, 2020
Get the next life wifemug. What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.
She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the Asshole next doormug.