Stinky Mitten

When you insert your entire hand into the eager anus of another.

I gave Greg a stinky mitten when he bent over to pick up his tattered underwear.

by Honji Doctor June 26, 2010

fart in a mitten

When somthing is bouncing off things uncontrollably, or constantly bobbing around

that boxer is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten

by debit_dave December 26, 2007

mutton chops

females pubic hair extends laterally from her swimsuit

I saw this chick walk down to the beach with this big fur burger and two mutton chops hanging out out the side

by dedidik December 9, 2010

squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008

Kitten mittens

When a woman does not wash her hands after using the bathroom.

Chenetha saw Judy walk out of the bathroom with kitten mittens.

by Chenetha C. November 9, 2018

tossing mittens

the act of vomiting

"Dude, after those ten jagerbombs i saw buzzy tossing mittens out on the deck"

by cribsy February 4, 2009

Mutting

The act of mutting, or getting mut, is an action best described as when you're fucking her and she turns around to face you and you punch her right in the face.

John: Gave her the mut last night.
Steve: Mate, why the fuck do you keep mutting every girl you know?
John: Dunno, mate, but hey, she took it like a fucking champion and kept on slobbing

by InhumanPotato August 12, 2016