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looking up a dead mule's ass 

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to rehash the past
"Sometime's it's not worth looking up a dead mule's ass."
looking up a dead mule's ass by jen o December 8, 2013
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milk the mule 

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Fart around, jerk off, waste time doing nothing interesting and/or instructive.
I was fired so today I`m just gonna milk the mule on google.com.
milk the mule by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019
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HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS 

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The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!
After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.
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Mexican Mule 

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When a man pees in a women's anus.
When I'm bored, I call a hooker over so I can perform the mexican mule on her.
Mexican Mule by Prickly Pete November 22, 2006
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buttered mule 

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a fat red sloppy useless sweating disgusting mess who doesn't know how to do anything and is uncooperative and unskilled but somehow has everyone fooled into thinking he is good to have around
"That guy is a red buttered mule."

"I can't stand that red buttered mule."
buttered mule by Bill Wang October 13, 2008
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Cunt smellin mule deer

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A dude who like to smell the pussies of female deer or doe
My friend bob is a cunt smellin mule deer. He likes to whack his ball bag while he sniffs a female deers twat hole.
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