carrying a mule's weight

not capable of doing something; when you got too much strain on you already{as seen in the video game for Playstation 2, Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance}

I can't do that too, boss, I'm carrying a mule's weight already.

by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003

kick 'dis mule

country slang for get a move on it son!

redneck 1: were gonna have to get a move on if were gonna make it by dark
redneck 2: kick 'dis mule!

by countryboy40 March 25, 2009

one eyed mule

a man describing his large penis

brb gotta drain the one eyed mule

by briar gates November 4, 2004

mule eating briars

Grinning from ear to ear, displaying all your teeth, much like a mule eating briars would look. Not to be confused with a shit eating grin.

Shirley came out of her alimony hearing lokkin like a mule eating briars.

by jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009

Hung Like A Mule

To be hung like a mule, have you ever seen the size of a mule's unit?

Yo baby i'm hung like a mule.

by Daddylove April 24, 2003

Mexican Pack Mule

The act of peeing in a girls mouth as she sits on the toilet and pees as well.

Have you ever tried a Mexican Pack Mule?

by Nukaworldsupreme November 2, 2019

off your mule

A person that is very drunk usually male.

'Man! Can we do it in the morning? You are off your mule'

by TartdyTardis November 28, 2013