Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Queefsniffer69

Assmunch

Residue left between your ass cheeks when you can’t or don’t wipe you asshole clean

As my boyfriend lance spread my ass cheeks open to toss my salad, he found my bunghole was covered with a lot of dirty smelly assmunch.

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Residue left on the penis of a man after ramroding your lover in their gaping asshole..

After plowing his boyfriend Lances shitty gay asshole, Bruce pulled out his cock to find it was covered in fucking shit.

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A week little pussy who is typically a skateboarder who looks like a little Faggott Trying to be something he’s not

Jonathan thinks he’s really cool now that he’s a skateboarder, but he’s really just a little poserfag who takes it in the ass.

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A dude who like to smell the pussies of female deer or doe

My friend bob is a cunt smellin mule deer. He likes to whack his ball bag while he sniffs a female deers twat hole.

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