Muff Muncher

a person that likes to give oral sex to females.

'look at that muff muncher!!!'

by Emily Mae Gilmore November 22, 2006

cinnamon muff

A snatch with cinnamon colored pubes. Not to be confused with a firecrotch.

My roommate Alyssa has a cinnamon muff, much cuter than a firecrotch.

by cinnamonmuff February 25, 2013

Muff Tanking

Keeping muffs in check on a day to day basis.

Cow is the best at Muff Tanking Mikosuke.

by Mikosuke January 20, 2011

Hairy Muff

When your going down on a girl and you find out she hasnt shaved her pussy in years.

Guy 1: Yo did you get with that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm still trying to get hair out of my mouth.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She had one hairy muff.

by Muff master 69 March 9, 2019

muff tuft

A small, neatly trimmed patch of female pubic hair on an otherwise cleanly shaved pubic region, located one to two inches above the clitoral hood, and being no more than one inch in width and one and one-half inches in length.

"Dude, you should munch on Donna's vage some time! She has a righteous muff tuft! Its ubersexy!"

"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010

Male-Muff

Male Muff is the cup Male ballerinas & figure skaters wear when performing.

A.K.A. the equivalent of the female Camel toe

Example: Lary Blackmon from Cameo

Someone: That ballerina has a huge Male-Muff, its so unnatural!

by Un Peu December 27, 2020

Muff Dusting

The practice of a female walking by a group of males (or possibly homosexual females) while scantily clad. This process leaves pheromone-rich particles proven by top scientist to induce sexual arousal. Multiple passes are often used to obtain necessary particle density to achieve desired response. Older females (see cougars) are observed to regularly perform multiple muff dusting passes.

“Bro, that cougars been muff dusting! Four times now, I’m gonna go smash and dash”. (See ‘smash and dash’)

by WaffleTown August 20, 2018