Miss Muffet

A third person term a lady may use when speaking of her pussy in polite society.

Miss Muffet needs some attention. Can I come see you tonight around 11?

by meganelizabeth July 15, 2005

Muffed

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

by Bridgetspace January 6, 2009

muff puff

a vaginal fart

during great sexual pleasures, only slightly offputting

by tommigunn March 16, 2004

mini muff's

Younger yet vulnerable girls dick-thirsty for older men

"we got da mini muff's comin tonight ya'll!"

by YoungIvo March 23, 2010

muff-munch

a hyphenated, slang alliteration term used to describe the act of one 'munching' on one's vagina. in other words licking someone out.

I'd like to give you a muff-munch :P

by na na na naaaaa December 11, 2009

buff muff

A vagina with a six pack.

Julie's buff muff clamped down and sent a once-proud man to the ER. He can't pee straight anymore.

by Dumptruck_ October 11, 2013

muffdiver

One who gives oral sex to a vagina. Generally female.
Syn: lesbian, dyke, etc

That chick so butch, I betchu she a damn muffdiver

by wulf February 15, 2003