The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.
Zach: (slowly reaches for a game of grab-ass)
Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!
Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!
Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.
Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)
Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!
Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!
Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.
Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)
by AKKKHMED May 30, 2009

Any person that has large weight gains while having the munchies. They usually go straight for the fat foods such as Twinkies and cup cakes, once they find your food your out of luck. They also tend to leave some pleasant surprises in your toilet, so it's best to let them outside once their done eating.
by No§ March 23, 2010

by Lean Elizabeth II March 7, 2022

by Robot Jefferson September 29, 2010

A very small penis
Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.
I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.
I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.
by JAC7272 April 28, 2014

by arod23 June 11, 2016

I had no time to eat lunch, so I had a bag of chips and 2 granola bars today like a true snack monster
by Whaler Jake November 13, 2014
