harry monk

English slang for spunk, and any idiot knows this, well anyone who actually is English

She had a load of Harry Monk on her Boat

by Jezza March 31, 2005

Le Monke

He is a gorgeous being that sits on his prey before ultimately squishing them with his mighty booty checks. His lips are rounder than your head with his nipples hanging down over 48 meters! He is taller and stronger than King Kong and can crumble building from just sitting down. He is also a being that 14/15 Native American tribes worship. If you ever see him don't run and he will do it quick.

All hail Le monke. He's truly round. You can't get around him. There's no way around.

by Uh Oh STINKY POO October 21, 2019

monk boot

kicking a man of the cloth or anyone really in the face.

hey you MONK BOOT.

by mark 666 November 23, 2009

Monk Stuff

General plural term for illicit and abused drugs; originated and mostly used in the Cedar Valley of Iowa, which is a state of the U.S. Derivative most probably from the term monk

Can you believe that innocent old man is on monk stuff?

Monk stuff was the only way he could stop his compulsive worshiping of his puddle wife.

by Bandita Chinchilla March 18, 2009

monk soot

When a monk is burned alive/dead and their smoke creates soot.

"Hey keep that monk soot off my classic car bud!"

by MonkSootKing February 6, 2015

Monk-like

Containing both the positive and negative aspects of life as a monk at the same time.

That guy "Taoist Monk" seems to exude both the positive and negative sides of being a monk. On one hand he means well and seems to be helpful but he's also celibate. He' seems very Monk-like.

by Bigbabyjesus54 July 21, 2016

emily monk

Cumslut, will do anything to pleasure your dick. She gives the best sloppy head and has an amazing ass that bounces like balloons. Loves to tease guys and play hard to get.

Me: I have a crush on emily monk
Friend: no shit dude she is a fucking whore

by JoJo Stalin III November 22, 2019