by Jezza March 31, 2005
He is a gorgeous being that sits on his prey before ultimately squishing them with his mighty booty checks. His lips are rounder than your head with his nipples hanging down over 48 meters! He is taller and stronger than King Kong and can crumble building from just sitting down. He is also a being that 14/15 Native American tribes worship. If you ever see him don't run and he will do it quick.
by Uh Oh STINKY POO October 21, 2019
by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021
that dude looks like a total dirty monk.
Allan: bro stop being such a dirty monk, you got crusties all over you, and you got jizz on ur pants.
Dave: i just came here to walk.
Dave:
Allan: bro stop being such a dirty monk, you got crusties all over you, and you got jizz on ur pants.
Dave: i just came here to walk.
Dave:
by cheek tap man June 16, 2017
The ruler of the Monke Kingdom. This chubby boye is fearless, he beats his fully-grown male chest before attacking his prey. This title only belongs to the greatest.
"All hail Monke King"
by Monke King February 01, 2021
by MonkSootKing February 07, 2015
A newley invented sport created at a seafood shop, where one spots out that of which he/she would like to "bone" or "spoon" ... or in politer terms, if he/she would have to be on an island with one person to whom they are attracted. The code then spoken aloud, not screamed or shouted, is "MonkFish" thus signaling that the person has found that of whom they would rather "spoon". This game involves two or more people playing where each judges anothers choice thus deciding best one, those of whom do not declare "Monkfish" of times meet, is then disqualified. Limitations of to whom and other relating factors (such as age, sex, relationship with that person) is not applicable unless they are a member of the game, aka: you can only "Monkfish" that who is not involved in the game.
Chef: "Once you find the person you would spend alone with on the island scream out the code, 'Monkfish' "
Julian spots a rather foxy female.
Julian: "Monkfish!"
Chef: Yeah she's alright, but you see she looks a bit like a bimbo. She doesn't look like you could have a conversation with her.
Julian: "I was gonna talk...?"
- Monk Fishing
Julian spots a rather foxy female.
Julian: "Monkfish!"
Chef: Yeah she's alright, but you see she looks a bit like a bimbo. She doesn't look like you could have a conversation with her.
Julian: "I was gonna talk...?"
- Monk Fishing
by [Verification Identity Spot] August 29, 2011