muff puff

a vaginal fart

during great sexual pleasures, only slightly offputting

by tommigunn March 16, 2004

mini muff's

Younger yet vulnerable girls dick-thirsty for older men

"we got da mini muff's comin tonight ya'll!"

by YoungIvo March 23, 2010

muff-munch

a hyphenated, slang alliteration term used to describe the act of one 'munching' on one's vagina. in other words licking someone out.

I'd like to give you a muff-munch :P

by na na na naaaaa December 11, 2009

buff muff

A vagina with a six pack.

Julie's buff muff clamped down and sent a once-proud man to the ER. He can't pee straight anymore.

by Dumptruck_ October 11, 2013

muffdiver

One who gives oral sex to a vagina. Generally female.
Syn: lesbian, dyke, etc

That chick so butch, I betchu she a damn muffdiver

by wulf February 15, 2003

muff muncher

a woman who loves licking out pussy, a lesbian or a dyke.

dude 1: damn homey shes fine, ima see if i can hook up wid DAT!
dude 2: no dogg, i heard she was a muff muncher

by Gerald Ferguson July 22, 2006

big muff

reference to a large patch of pubic hair on a female.

i was goin south on this honey, and ran into the big muff!

by b.mizzle November 10, 2006