Miracle Whipped

When your boss is really tough on you.

How was the visit today? I didnt have all my invoices logged, so I got Miracle Whipped pretty badly.

by The Druglord January 29, 2019

Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating

Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip

by Halex69club February 1, 2019

Miracle whip

When you cum and slap a chick with you dick at the same time.

Man I gave my girl that miracle whip last night
Man she looks like she just got miracle whipped

I miracle whipped your sister last night
I bet she’s craving that miracle whip

by BigSteve621 April 12, 2019

Miracle

A mean insensitive bitch who thinks she is better than everyone else. But sometimes she loves boys who are the opposite of her. She has amazing brains but she used them on something else. She is pretty and has no more flaws than 2.

HI:Miracle Sup
Can you lift 10 lbs

Yeah even 20

by CallerIDBlank April 22, 2019

miracle bud

When you are looking through a bag of shake and find a bud.

“Bro I just found a miracle bud” “no way man!”

by BigusDongus445 September 6, 2019

Miracle

Miracle- a shaggy ass booty bitch she know here couchi stink inside and out and it be burning u say imma hoe at least my couchi don't stink

Miracle aka nightmare can u take a fucking shower😂

by Maylasia Hawkawns October 26, 2019

miracle whip

A miracle whip is a skate board trick where mid air you grab the board above you head and do a flip. This trick is commonly known in the game skate 3

'you dude, sick miracle whip

by Fxme March 27, 2020