Mikeys are great people. They always hear you out though they are usually careless and can get run over by lawnmowers. If a Mikey likes you dont turn him down. He is so sexy
by Mikeyismybay October 25, 2018

Person 1: “Thank god she didn’t turn into a loli”
Person 2: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MIKEY’S CURSE IS BACK
Person 2: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MIKEY’S CURSE IS BACK
by Onira April 7, 2024

This is a real man with a big heart. He loves playing For Honor and chilling while smoking the green, also known as weed. Mikey has a brother named Caleb, who is also a real man. Mikey doesn’t care much about school but he cares more for his family and The Boys. Mikey is determined to either mess with The Boys sometimes or to help the boys. It’s a mixed bag but most of the time, he’s chilling and doing good. He also has a black uncle named T-Bone, who will fuck you up if you mess with him. Mikey follows one code just like all The Boys : Never switch up on the homies
by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019

Mikey is an ERW Superstar, Mikey is the first ever ERW Talent to hold both the UK, and Atlantic championship. Mikey has defeated people such as Kevin Arts, to Quinn Danger, to Tyler Raise, and even Drew Mcintyre! Mikey went undefeated in ERW for a while, intill ERW Survivor Series where he would lose to Demon Danger!
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 21, 2021

!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.
by edddddie November 7, 2023

A group of homosexual overlanders having an orgy in an unattended tent
(Not to be confused with Dirty Mike and the boy's soup kitchen)
(Not to be confused with Dirty Mike and the boy's soup kitchen)
Yo them people just left their campsite to go swimming, let's get a Mikey P Chuckwagon going in that tent before they get back!
by JaCrispyOfficial October 27, 2022

by reallimpbizkit November 21, 2021
