Microsoftie

someone in the IT feild who only likes microsoft for the sole reason that their software has made their back pocket larger

greg: that guy loves microsoft...
mike: that's because he's a fucking microsoftie

by poonjah September 14, 2004

Microsofted It

verb: when one enters a word on Microsoft and uses the synonym tool to use a more sophisticated sounding word.

noun: a paper fully un-understandable due to the lack of correctly Microsofting It.

Teacher 1 - Wow, this paper is so beautifully though out.

Teacher 2 - Lemme see that *reads paper*

Teacher 2 - this kid totally Microsofted It.

by CantCatchMe122 July 30, 2011

microSCOFT

An alternate program that Dashyla uses under pressure.

Dashyla: Man! my word document doesn't want to open! :(

David: Well what program did you use?

Dashyla: microSCOFT!!

minute later

Jennifer: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! WTF
David: Hahahahahahahahahaha!

by BDFMeezy October 2, 2011

Microsoftie

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not microsoftxcore

LOLOL 0mg j00 n00b u cant c0py & p4st3 liek me 1 am teh 1337 w1nd0wz ME h4x0r. j00 r a m1cr0s0f7i3 LOL0mGwtfBbq!!!!11onehundredeleven122

by ohfukmeh September 13, 2004

Microsoft

A comapny that should be called macrohard. They are run by shitbrains and the government is stupid becuase they won't SMASH the monopoly. See Bill Gates

The company is microsoft, but it's also macrohard. Macrohard is more reflective of the company. Microsoft is Macrohard, Firefox will FireGates!

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! May 20, 2005

microsoft

a word used to describe your penis.

arto's dick is just microsoft!!!

by toudi January 30, 2008

Microsoftie

A very small understimulated clitoris.

After fingering Cami's clit for an endless length of time he looked up her snatch and saw a microsoftie lying limp as a noodle

by B. Lee September 12, 2004