Dildo Merchant

1.) A person who sells Dildos or other sex toys for a living.

2.) An insult used by kids with special needs.

'Dude shut up your dad's a dildo merchant'

by Cow1337Killr March 21, 2010

Meruschka

Collective noun for Koalas

Look up there in the Gum trees, a Meruschka of Koalas!!

by Vay August 8, 2005

Merchant Nick

a homosexual bastard who plays ragnarok online, he likes to fuck men doggy style.

Merchant Nick is gay

by -Blubba- February 22, 2005

mersh

A douchey podcaster that Jesse POS (Pod Awful) has an autistic obsession with. Jesse will dedicate hours of his podcast to sperging about Mersh.

r/Mersh is a subreddit run by Jesse PoS to mock mersh.

by Downvoting Victim April 25, 2022

mershy

its not above average or even average. mersh is brick weed or the weed that someone grew last year and it was so shitty then no one bought it. often seedy and stemy. good only for when you are jonsin'

Mike and I didn't have any good nuggs so me blazed up some mersh.

by averill April 14, 2003

MessChrist

A person who has, through years of devoted study and practise, reached a seemingly devine state of messness. Identified by such miraculous powers as the ability to turn all they touch to mess.

That clownface if a fucking Messchrist. Pure.

by Mark September 3, 2004

Drift Merchant

Noun. One who is so adept at maneuvering an automobile in a sideways manner, that they could literally package it and sell it to willing customers.

"Mate, Johno is a drift merchant if there ever was one. He spent like two minutes drifting around that round-a-about at the end of Fake St. He was goin so fast, Macca took a puke in the backseat, shit Johno's pissed about it"

by Muggus December 12, 2003