mercedes

She acts cold and mean but she just doesnt know how to show anything. She loves Aman and literally cant live without him

mercedes is amans 🗺️ Not yours

by TotallyNotAman December 20, 2022

Merc

To merc someone. A guy tells a girl this when he wants to shower her with all her dreams and goals in one day and every materialistic thing she wants , and want for nothing , to get her to marry you forever and be faithful and loyal to you forever and don’t cheat on you at all mentally or physically. Not even in the slightest way.

I merc Day Sulan but she turned me down anyway. What more can I do?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ September 21, 2024

Merc

Money Kill Band

Usually, hiring money kill bands was easy. Then they started calling themselves "mercenaries" and having payment plans, flat rates, and 'insurance'.

by KJtheMerc August 17, 2021

allan mercedes

allan mercedes is a very cocky, good looking, tall and bipolar boy who goes around to anyone and everyone. what was that future? oh yeah and he belongs to the streets ! if you meet an allan RUN only good allans are spelled allen. i warned you also never date someone with two first names UNtrustable!!!!!!

allan mercedes slept with you too?! OMG

by for the STREETS September 10, 2020

Mercedes Benz

Ralsei from Deltarune.

hello
my name is
my name is ralsei
i'm driving a mercedes benz
my name is mercedes benz
these are my friends
i'm a ba
i'm driving a mercedes benz
my name is mercedes benz
WHATS YOUR NAME KID?
uhhh mercedes benz

by nikomega May 10, 2025

merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.

When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.

by tonya barnett March 26, 2007

fantasy merc

n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.

How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.

by tom hum April 18, 2010