Manser

The answer that a man gives to a woman that complicates a situation, when a simple "yes" or "no" will do

Woman: Does my butt look fat in these?
Manser: I don't know, does it?

by Twisty Stick April 21, 2016

manservation

The uncanny ability of some men to not notice, quickly forget or fail to react/respond to what is going on around them.

The child fell down the stairs and the house was in an uproar under the manservation of my husband. Meaning, my husbands brilliant response to the situation was to stay where he was, observe the resulting chaos and do nothing and inform no one. (p.s. The child is fine and lots of hugs and kiss were provided by the quick responding mother)

by Namaste_lfk September 20, 2017

tyler messer

Absolutely awesome mother fucker

Your such a tyler messer

by Dhzhdbdb February 1, 2017

menstro crap

A menstro crap is the shits that you produce when your having a period...it is much more smelly than a regular shite, and is of a runny consistency.

kid- 'urggggggggggggghhh whats that terrible smell'
other kid 'Its Mum's menstro crap ..Auntie flow must be visiting'

by Auntie Flow July 5, 2009

Menstrabate

When a girl is on her period or is menstrating and masterebates.

I think menstrabating is so fun you should try it. I about to go menstrabate right now See Ya later! ;)

by leighBulsss December 30, 2009

psycho-menstruating slut (pms)

PMS is a mental condition found in bi-polar, rabid, psycho, unstable, generally 'off' ex-girlfriends. Typically the female species experiences a few days of PMS monthly, but in a true crazy-psycho broad PMS can cloud her thinking and cause her to act violently. Beware of PMS whores, they may be winning now but they'll probably end up with vaginal cancer by the age of 30.

The local police officer inferred a serious case of psycho-menstruating slut (pms) due to the broken wood and shattered glass of the sliding door at the bottom of the staircase leading from the rooftop.

by whathappenedtothatbird August 5, 2011

Menstruation Boner

A boner in the clitoral region that a girl gets during the beginning stages of menstruation. It typically occurs during the first fifteen minutes of menstruation.

Everyone can see that Sally has a raging menstruation boner.

by Werd1234567 November 30, 2009