no meeting day 

A very rare fictional concept used by some mystical factions to assign a day where the members of said factions are not to actually meet with one another in hopes of improving individual productivity.

The elvs at the Keebler cookie factory decided Thursday was a no meeting day.

no meeting day by baconaid January 17, 2013

meetingful 

When you have a or part of a day that will be less than productive due to the number of meetings scheduled. It's not a sentimental, mushy love word, but it sure can have a negative sentiment.

Yeah, I'd like to review that document, but it will have to wait until tonight. My afternoon is very meetingful. I hope I don't get naplash!

meetingful by Cubmaster G December 28, 2005

Take a meeting 

When you need to get away from people to take a shit, but don't want to say as much. Not getting away leads to Puddin in the pants.

Phil was with everyone at the game, but left because he had to take a meeting.

Take a meeting by PuddinPantsOlderBro December 30, 2013

meeting 

Used by teachers to discuss having a cigarette on their break. Usually used in front of the children.

"Hey, are you going to that meeting at recess?"
"Hey, hurry up we have that meeting"
and the most obvious use of the word
"Hey are you coming for a meeting at recess?"

meeting by DonnaM April 30, 2006

Meating 

A meeting with another guy in which you touch meatsticks; synonomous for gay sexual intercorse.

Gay Boy#1: dude wanna go in the bathroom for a quick meating?

Gay Boy2# IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION!! OF CORSE I DO!!

Meating by jewrock February 18, 2011

Bad Fart Meeting 

How you describe a meeting to a colleague that wasn't there that turns into a smelly mess because of big egos, bad process and attitudes, and someone in particular who wants control but doesn't have it making a big stink.

I came back from the meeting and my colleague took one look at my face and said 'how did the meeting go?' and I said: "it stank...like a bad fart... a bad fart meeting".

Bad Fart Meeting by LucidLibrarian November 24, 2010

meeting time drift 

When you arrive at the meeting room on time and there's no one else there, so you depart for a few minutes to do something else while leaving the room empty for the next person to arrive and also quickly leave. This cycle causes meetings to start later and later.

It was fifteen minutes before people were actually gathered in the room together due to meeting time drift.

meeting time drift by Ananananas August 14, 2009