Megan Ali

A person who talks on the phone and sleeps first. She likes meat and she is very horny. She'll make you laugh at her funny jokes and will do anything you dare her to do.

Megan Ali

by jaaired July 13, 2009

Megan

Megan is a sexy ass bitch. With a banging body, no guy can touch her but they can try. She's smart and has many talents. Her smile will light up a room. She's gorgeous and no guy can resist her kind but mysterious personality.

"Look at that rack!"
"Her name must be Megan!"

by Enragedplants January 15, 2017

megan schultz

Stefani Schultz's younger, less-hot yet beautiful sister

Whoa I would rather look like either Megan Schultz or Stefani than myself any day!

by she who rox your sox April 29, 2011

Megan Habgood.

is some one that is liked by everybody but ocassionally falls out with there friends at bad times, this person normally turns out to be a cool funny person that just blows their chances alot.

i know a couple of Megan Habgood.'s i just wish i could be like them but with out the falling out part :)

by megan.wow April 15, 2009

Meganizing

- An exclusive adjective to describe megan (and megan only).

- It describes the way how thinking about, or having megan in your sight turns all your thoughts into megan thoughts (instead of megan fox).

S: Megan, you're meganizing.
M: What!?
S: What what?
M: I mean, why?
S: I can't tell you know, all my thoughts are meganized. They're all about you. You're mesmerizing, magnetizing, and meganizing. Your stare is like that of Medusa's, it stonifies me.

by Stalker S July 3, 2009

megan

one who is perfection but also extremely weird. don’t talk to a megan. she will change your whole perception on life. SHE WILL FUCK YOU TILL YOUR DEAD

HOLY SHITBALLS MEGAN JUST BLEW MY WHOLE ASS MIND

by pickle rick suck my dick October 7, 2018

Megan's Law CD's

These are CD's containing the names and addresses and social security numbers and other identifers of those convicted of any conduct an extreme right wing, neofascist majority wishes to define as any sex offense. This is a specific category of humans targeted for sub-human treatment and status by a modern day lynch mob. Being seen naked by a peeping Tom or Toni, through your own window, could make you into a sex offender, and, thereafter, you will be equated with those who molest little children and then murder them. The issuance of the Megan's Law CD is to ensure and even encourage societal vigilanteeism and vengeance, while officially discouraging it with idle threats of prosecutions that will never be brought. Megan's Law is a societal overreaction to a horrible reality society is causing--sex offenders--and it a by-product largely of hysteria fanned by law enforcement and extreme right wing politicos who wish to capitalize on the climate of fear they say they will save you from with even harsher and more severe, Draconian, modern-day Blue Laws. The Megan's Law CD is the 21st Century equivalent of the Witch Hunts of Salem. It doesn't protect the public it only creates a niche for imposing targeted but condoned cruelty, often against marginalized citizens with severe health care needs but no real threat to society.

Nancy: Did you get your Megan's Law CD's information today?
Betty: Yeah, sure did, now I can go and get that sick pervert on the other side of town and destroy his life! I feel so powerful!
Nancy: What did he do?
Betty: Well, he's a sex offender, that must mean he raped a little infant and cut off her head, after torturing the poor thing for six months!
Nancy: Ah, well, he was, ah, arrested for indecent exposure--he was nekkid on his front lawn, tanked.
Betty: So what! That sick pervert! I want him slaughtered!

by Mrs. Sajuaro September 22, 2006