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An ADHD kid who plays the piano like a fucking beast. Cant stay focused on it too much though because hes always thinking about cars and time travel. He's better at jazz piano than most adults you've heard in your life and also enjoys taking hikes. He is one of the best friends you could find and if you find a Max, you'd better keep him. He enjoys video games and listening to music. You'd better not start talking about cars when you're with him though because he will bite your head off if you try to tell him that your favorite car is anything but the Tesla Model D. He likes drawing and can sometimes be found with others talking about his art. He is one of the best friends you could ever get and he is more than happy to go the extra mile to be a good friend.
Jee, Max can really keep a good tempo. Yeah there like pre-programed to be good at that. Apparantly, he's also an amazing friend. Really OMG!
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Max is a pro Minecraft gamer who loves cosplay in the bedroom
Max I love the dwarf suit
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Max is a big time dom
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Max is an amazing, caring, handsome and completely loveable boyfriend and person. He is selfless, cute, and extremely adorable. He likes to act tough around his friends and family, but behind closed doors he is a big baby. You will love him with all your heart and not regret one thing while you're with him. He's so sweet and considerate, he gives great hugs and most likely has an amazing, pretty big penis. My Max has brown, coarse, curly hair and is a genuine human. He has a great lips, beautiful green eyes, and a strong body. He will help you through anything, take care of you, give you a bunch of love, and wipe your tears when you cry. He's a great family man, boyfriend and best friend. Hold onto him, he's perfect. He knows how to fuck and he's an amazing kisser. He's awkward and worried at first because of his past relationships but will eventually learn to love again and worship the ground you walk on.
"Did you know she's dating Max?"
"No, really? Wow, what a lucky girl."
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Super hot loyal babe, opens and responds in seconds, best body in his grade, hot, fucks men named Mikey
Holy shit you’re really going to town on Mikey! Is your name Max?”
by my_name_is_max January 29, 2021
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Max is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.
Max is always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

Max is a Loser...

Also know as Dumb Fuck, Idiot, Fool, Dumb Ass, Dick Head, etc.
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He is always asking questions and will always be there for you and never let you down, even if you clown him he is very smart and humorous he knows practically everything he wins plenty of spelling bees and is just a fun smart person to be around
He Helps a lot in math his name is max
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