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max

max is a 90 year old girl
and she DOESNT think skirts are gay,
and besides max is really swaggy
and awesome and cool and disco party-๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜
and max is a goldfish cracker lover
max: o m g *EATS A WHOLE GOLD-FISH-CRACKER BOX
by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020
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Max

Max is a crazy bitch, intimidating at times but also a big softy that will murder for his friends, some say a demon with a gold heart, also known to be horny and have a humongous Wang a sexual deviant, in other words you never know what's going on in the mind of a max so be careful but also gentle cuase he has feelings to.
"Look its max!, oh SHIT he bit me again!"
by Kiribaby October 16, 2019
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Max

A kind loving person, who never fails to impress. He is a very attractive person.Heโ€™s friends with all the girls but never really had a girlfriend, they just donโ€™t like him like that. Maxโ€™s are normally great at basketball and baseball. Normally point guards and catchers. Max may not be the smartest on the streets but he is a straight mathematition. Heโ€™s just Max you either love him or you hate him.
Person 1: Whoโ€™s that very attractive guy that is also playing basketball.
Person 2: oh thatโ€™s max he is awesome
by Jackson a simp March 11, 2021
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Max

Nigga Whoes Breath For Sure Smells
by clashofclansgamer3 April 16, 2020
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Max

Max is that skinny weird but hot guy that all the girls had a crush on in some way
Person no.1: Wow max is so skinny heโ€™s like a twig!
Person no.2: yeah I know but he is kinda hot...
by Idkuchosebitch October 3, 2020
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Max

An ADHD kid who plays the piano like a fucking beast. Cant stay focused on it too much though because hes always thinking about cars and time travel. He's better at jazz piano than most adults you've heard in your life and also enjoys taking hikes. He is one of the best friends you could find and if you find a Max, you'd better keep him. He enjoys video games and listening to music. You'd better not start talking about cars when you're with him though because he will bite your head off if you try to tell him that your favorite car is anything but the Tesla Model D. He likes drawing and can sometimes be found with others talking about his art. He is one of the best friends you could ever get and he is more than happy to go the extra mile to be a good friend.
Jee, Max can really keep a good tempo. Yeah there like pre-programed to be good at that. Apparantly, he's also an amazing friend. Really OMG!
by PleasantPineBoy August 3, 2020
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Max

by Trashy95 May 13, 2020
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