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bum malteasers

those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.
"omg. that rice gave me total bum malteasers"
by msfg May 27, 2006
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stink malt

A fart contained within a container. ex. farting in a pint glass and then putting a salad plate on top.
I didn't have money for a tip, so I left a stink malt for our waitress.
by Carl Bob September 5, 2008
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Maulik

A literal walking dictionary, spouting utter bullshit to anyone, brown eyes, brown/gray hair, short and most of all loves using etymology websites
What a bloody Maulik!
by 117645976373455 March 3, 2009
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malta

A God forsaken island forgotten in the middle of the Med. The "hub" of Europe, Malta has been backdoored by every conceivable power that crossed Europe from the Greeks to the Romans, from the Arabs to the Templars, from the French to the Brits with some Vikings, Phoenicians, Carthagenians, Spaniards, Germans, Venitians and Sicilians thrown in to add some spice. In his many travels Marco Polo never came to Malta and Genghis Khan had this to say: "Ah Marrtah! Bin Lei Chat Hai". Hitler vowed to destroy the island and sent the Italians to bomb the island in WWII. Fortunately we dont speak German now and we proudly carry the George Cross for bravery. They say that the last of the Romanhofs fled to Malta.
The Romans said of Malta: Melita, ceteris paribus, paradisum cum bellum qahbum est!
by Tsarina December 28, 2005
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maltese

a person from the rock nation / island of malta
coldplay are real maltese
by josh1287 January 24, 2011
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Malteser

A very small piece of poo that simply won't flush away!
A malteser is usually done by skinny anorexic girls who don't eat enough to do big grown up poos!
by Naughty teacher! April 2, 2013
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E-maul

Stalking someone via e-email. Also, e-mauled, e-mauling, e-mauler
After repeated requests, he kept e-mauling this prey.
by moi October 15, 2003
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