malarkey

Stupid, lazy, mean and likes stuffed crust.

Malarkey says, "Fear resisted" (target across other side of room)

by oprahwindfury January 14, 2008

malware unicorn

Malware unicorn:
The online handle for a prominent malware researcher with a considerable online following. Has presented at numerous conferences.

Sometimes is confused for a legitimate threat actor, primarily by Jr. Analysts who pee their pants when their own reflection.

Malware unicorn. Isn't that some kinda APT?

no, dumbass. She's legit, yo.

by Cyberbloodhound February 9, 2018

Mallard

A term used to describe a high desirability of a situation/person. Two notches below 'Bad ass'. Also used to mean Cool and chill -- 2nd definition.

Yea, that game last night... It was Mallard.
That guy sittin' there, he's so mallard

by Beni-G May 10, 2009

Mahara

The combo of Matthew and Shara, the kids who learn to speak Russian instead of boring Japanese. Will talk about Putin as he is their dad and god. Two kids on the train of life.

person 1; what does Putin nash bog mean?

Mahara; Putin is our god

person 2; what about Putin moy papa

Mahara; Putin is my dad

by chickenparkerrobo October 22, 2018

Malarious

A joke or sarcastic comment that is so unfunny its like a disease.

(sarcastic laugh) That comment was malarious, I can hardly contain myself.

by mcat1600 March 24, 2009

Malarpy

Malarpy is best minecraft player

"malarpy clapped me in bedwars"

by Malarpy September 28, 2021

menstral malaria

The constellation of primarily immune system symptoms caused by a woman's hormone cycle. May include, but not be limited to: fever, chills, malaise, exhaustion, muscle aches, dandruff, foot fungus, brittle nails, very low pain thresh hold,acne breakout, runny nose, cough and constipation.

If you think PMS is bad, you should be grateful you don't live with menstral malaria!

My menstral malaria lasts up to ten days, but I usually have to call out sick for just two of them.

by busygirl March 24, 2011