stool hand luke

a man sticks two fingers in his ass and shoves them up his girl's nose to harass her

Ed gave her a stool hand luke.

by Bdiddycav February 5, 2010

Luke

Someone who drives you crazy (in love, that is.) He makes you laugh, think, better yourself. If you find him, keep him, your officially the luckiest person in the world!!!!!

Look at that girl, with that guy, he must be Luke

by Kake ;) August 29, 2010

luke harrop

Yorkshire cunt, very lazy, who tends to laugh hysterically at almost anything, plays online sex games constantly and pisses in a bag.

your a real luke harrop you are

by squire ronald mcdonald November 8, 2009

Luke Broomfield

Luke, an autistic fuck that enlisted. He loves Ashley but she loves Landen more.

Luke Broomfieldposted a picture on his snapchat of him taking the oathe of enlistment but quickly regretted his decision when Landen said he looked like an autistic fuck.

by Billythefaggot1738 November 20, 2016

Lukes cock

A very small (tiny, 0.0001cm) cock also knowkn as 'El da smala cocka). Girls often get scared of it and run away to the cracken (Gabriels cock)

Lukes cock is smaller than your nan.

by police force 69 July 11, 2018

Luke Little

Just ask him who Caprice is.

Goddamnit Luke Little!

by Little Family February 12, 2019

Luke Welsh

one who's dick can span across the entire Pangea super continent and has testicles that are slimed with shmegma.

Wow that kid reminds me of Luke Welsh.

Ya he does look like a Hiroshima survivor who wasn't in Hiroshima because he has 8th degree Alzheimer's.

by aightbetchill March 28, 2019