tricky lizard

Hands-free male urination.

This is what happens when a male person urinates without using any hands. Controlling the wobbly "lizard" is quite "tricky."

"Hey I just did a tricky lizard!"

"My hands were all nasty with grease and tar so I had to pull a tricky lizard."

tricky lizard by Ray Berger August 5, 2009

Blue Lizard 

A new street drug that can be bought and sold easily causing a user to halucinate blue lizards. Users feel more comfortable with bags on their heads.

1. "Dude I just got high on some Blue Lizard!"

2. "Why the fuck are there blue lizards everywhere?"

3. "Why is there a bag on your head?"

"I'm high on Blue Lizard."

"Ohhhhhhhh..."

Blue Lizard by Dick9InchesLong April 14, 2010

flog the lizard 

(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.

flog the lizard by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008

Drain my lizard 

Taking a piss

Guy: Hold up guys, I gotta drain my lizard

Drain my lizard by laserman413 October 1, 2017

lounge lizard 

A ladies-man that frequents night spots where drinks are served. May be part of the live music set, but usually the lizard is at the bar chatting up rich women. Most often seen in a suit that was a fashion statement in the 80s.

I was a venture capitalist by day and a lounge lizard by night, before I settled down with one of my conquests.

Leisure Suit Larry is a computer game lounge lizard.

lounge lizard by jGNE man November 14, 2004

lot lizard 

Lot Lizard: n. (lott-liz-zurd): trashy, street-level, female prostitutes who frequent some truck-stop parking lots and rest areas at night. Most lot lizards openly "advertise" using CB radios; others boldly walk from truck to truck randomly knocking on doors. Same as: commercial company; lizard; pavement princess; sleeper leaper; mattress maiden;
(source: www.dieseljockey.com)

Truck-stop managers revealed that although they were concerned about increased costs for more fences, razor-wire and additional security personnel, most felt that increased lot lizard concentrations would result in much higher sales of items like bug spray, pepper spray and air fresheners, which might offset some of the cost.

lot lizard by PF Smith November 8, 2007

Saggy Lizard 

the most brutal group chat you will ever be in. a bunch of south georgia, beer drinkin’, and prepnecks you will ever meet . do people care if these guys live or die, no. a bunch of racist sexist little shits who use there daddy’s money on beer and fireworks.

“Colin are you in saggy lizard yet?”

“Nah bro i’m too much of a fag.”

Saggy Lizard by poppercherry69 March 18, 2019