couch lizard

Juvenile form of the couch potato
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching anime and playing video games while their physiques atrophy.

Seen on Fark.com in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"

"...to anyone else who is considering skipping out on their birth control, I have a few couch lizards that you can borrow for a test drive. Might make you reconsider."

by jaydub1969 November 14, 2005

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Lizard Neck

Difficult to explain without a video clip, a Lizard Neck is a male or female who tends to turn their head to look at something and can snap back in a split second. These are those people you catch staring in the corner of your eye, then as soon as you look up they snap their head away from you as if they weren't looking. You would think that their neck would strain from it but they are adjusted to the cause. Everybody has had their share of Lizard Neck moments but some of us have adapted to it.

Jackie: That boy Damon is a Lizard Neck! He keeps lookin at me, then snappin' away when I look back!

Jasmine: I got one of those in the front of my class.

by Mr. Rugby February 03, 2012

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Lizard lick

When you quickly dart you tongue from her ass hole to her clit.

She never looked at me the same after I gave her a lizard lick

by The real Jack Skellington July 01, 2017

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ROFL Lizard

A lizard that says 'ROFL'. usually appears to indicate harsh weather, natural disasters or bad hair days.
It only has the mental capacity to say the word 'ROFL'.

"Hey, is that tornado getting closer?"
"ROFL"
Holy crap, it's the ROFL Lizard!

by Artien December 15, 2008

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Flop the Lizard

The act of urinating, for a male only (females don't have lizards).

"Hold that thought, I just need to flop the lizard. I'll be right back"

"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.

by badscooter July 07, 2010

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