When one person tells a story to another person and the person listening to the story completely ignores what the person is telling them, and just stands there, as a lizard would sticking its tongue out, unaware of any surroundings.
by KingCharles_IV July 29, 2012
Get the lizard momentmug. Juvenile form of the couch potato
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching anime and playing video games while their physiques atrophy.
Seen on Fark.com in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching anime and playing video games while their physiques atrophy.
Seen on Fark.com in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"
"...to anyone else who is considering skipping out on their birth control, I have a few couch lizards that you can borrow for a test drive. Might make you reconsider."
by jaydub1969 November 15, 2005
Get the couch lizardmug. A lizard that says 'ROFL'. usually appears to indicate harsh weather, natural disasters or bad hair days.
It only has the mental capacity to say the word 'ROFL'.
It only has the mental capacity to say the word 'ROFL'.
by Artien December 20, 2008
Get the ROFL Lizardmug. by The real Jack Skellington July 2, 2017
Get the Lizard lickmug. "Hold that thought, I just need to flop the lizard. I'll be right back"
"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.
"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.
by badscooter July 9, 2010
Get the Flop the Lizardmug. by Tristor March 26, 2005
Get the lizard wranglermug. by sexymatador24 March 8, 2010
Get the Fender Lizardmug.