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lizard moment

When one person tells a story to another person and the person listening to the story completely ignores what the person is telling them, and just stands there, as a lizard would sticking its tongue out, unaware of any surroundings.
Charlie, I just had a lizard moment with that girl!
by KingCharles_IV July 29, 2012
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Love Lizard

Someone who stalks his prey and hangs around, he slimes his way into his preys life and then sticks to them.
MAX BRANNING (Eastenders)
YUSEF (Eastenders)
TOMMY DUCKWORTH ( Corronation Street)
Prime examples of love lizards!
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Flop the Lizard

The act of urinating, for a male only (females don't have lizards).
"Hold that thought, I just need to flop the lizard. I'll be right back"

"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.
by badscooter July 9, 2010
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ROFL Lizard

A lizard that says 'ROFL'. usually appears to indicate harsh weather, natural disasters or bad hair days.
It only has the mental capacity to say the word 'ROFL'.
"Hey, is that tornado getting closer?"
"ROFL"
Holy crap, it's the ROFL Lizard!
by Artien December 20, 2008
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Lizard lick

When you quickly dart you tongue from her ass hole to her clit.
She never looked at me the same after I gave her a lizard lick
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lizard wrangler

Is a person, normally a female, who is known for giving blowjobs, or is currently giving a blowjob.
Man, that Susie chick sure is a lizard wrangler.
by Tristor March 26, 2005
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Fender Lizard

One who is attracted to any/all military or government official.
Did you see her flirting with that cop?? She's SUCH a fender lizard!!
by sexymatador24 March 8, 2010
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