Lazy Stephen

When a tired transexual inserts his own finger into his anal doorway. The goal being to confuse the insertor into thinking that a male or someone or something is inserting their penis into his exit portal.

The he/she creature gave himself a lazy Stephen, while sitting in the corner, and Mister Parish Watched, vibrantly beating off in the corner. He was the
PORN MASTER

by Ricktus January 28, 2004

Lazy Stacy

To shit in a pillowcase repeatedly for about a week or until said pillowcase is adequately filled with poo. Once complete, a "Stacy" (a very tired or already asleep person) must be located. After the target is acquired, you must lift the "Stacy's" head and replace their normal pillow with the shit-filled equivalent. Once they are nose deep in the new pillow, you slap them as hard as you can across the face and yell out "Don't be such a lazy Stacy".

Rob gave Jay a lazy Stacy and he liked it.

by Bob Norgland July 02, 2010

The Lazy Eye

If a girl passes out on you right before you have sex, and instead of continuing you masturbate and spray your manhood on her face. Then when she wakes up in the morning the cum will be caked on her eye so that it cannot be opened. This is The Lazy Eye.

When she got up....Robin couldn't open her eye for some reason. She had been a victim of The Lazy Eye. Get a warm washcloth girl.

by Dr. Blackhard November 18, 2006

lazy pineapple

A person who has legit no regard for anything or anyone and likes to believe they are the best and often talks to you in a condescending manner.

Friend 1: "God, he was being such an ass."
Friend 2: "Of course he was. He's a lazy pineapple."
Friend 1: "Agreed."

by TheTubaPlayingWhiteMexican January 04, 2017

Lazy sex

Sex that is low effort and relatively straight to the point. Often (but not always) takes place first thing in the morning or as a byproduct of cuddling.

We layed in bed all day and ended up having lazy sex

by specksss August 26, 2017

Lazy Davy

Getting blown while writing something on Urban Dictionary.

Me: Dude, I got a Lazy Davy while writing this bullshit.

by ass munchies April 17, 2009

lazy penis

a penis which connot be bothered

*wont have sex

*cant get erect

*sighs alot

*takes up smoking

*with lazy penis you'll often get the side effect of saggy daddys

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have lazy penis"

"god not lazy penis again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003