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Latte

Not to be confused with a hot beverage from your local 7-eleven, Latte is a jolly old pooch famed for his service in the royal Australian airforce during WWII. Latte successfully led an air fleet of 2000 fellow comrades to victory over Germany in the battle of Wellington. He led his comrades fiercely, ‘ he believed no poodle shall be left behind’ all 2000 comrades returned home safely. While leading his comrades to victory he performed a rescue mission and successfully evacuated 200 civilians caught in the cross fire. Latte was deemed a hero by the people of Wellington, resulting in the king of Wellington offering his most attractive Daughter Adriennes hand in marriage to Latte. Latte declined the marriage proposal as he believes every female should be able to choose their mate.

On his return to Australia he was knighted as sir Latte lord of the Poodles, shortly after his knighthood Latte returned to his home town of Newstead VIC and straight into the arms of his loving parents Kristine and Dan who missed him dearly and basked in his glory with unconditional love.
‘ Who was that courageous dog who against all odds saved countless lives and led his comrades to victory? Latte is his name of course- the one and only.
by Notanothernett July 25, 2021
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Mousse-a-Latte

Word yelled at the top of the lungs by young boys and men alike when deciding one and for all that something is bombdiggity on the taste scale... or just when a large chant is needed to get the kids in uniform agreeance on something.
And for that I say......Mousse-a-Latte
by 4roggychef March 11, 2011
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Golden latte

A golden shower but the perpetrator also spits a foamy wad on the receiver afterwards (could be actual spit or jizz).
A golden shower is nice but a golden latte is better.
by Yuhville August 23, 2021
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latte

latte is cute
by JassimF August 9, 2021
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midnight latte

A latte made in the middle of sex to last through the night.
Adam loves making his Hinge dates midnight lattes!
by Twosip December 13, 2020
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latte jacob

it is a special type of coffee where you combine cumfoam and an espresso shot.
Known for its high amount protein and silky smooth taste
ohh dear i would love a latte jacob
by hansomeinit August 13, 2024
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LATT

You gotta latt whenever you can.
by HartleyWalden December 2, 2022
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