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The Kraken

When you take a girl (or boy whatever the fuck you're into) into a restroom of a bar or club. You go into the stall to have sex. Have your partner face the toilet. While your partner is orgasming dunk their head into the toilet and flush it, whilst saying RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!! Invented by the band Looking Glass. And you wonder why Brandi was so popular.

Best results with used or unflushed toilet.

-MJB & JO
Dude I was so drunk last night I accidentally walked into the women's bathroom. There was this girl with a skirt and no panties puking into the toilet. So I helped her out and gave her the Kraken. That sobered her up a bit.
by mattybecks521 June 28, 2011
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release the kraken

You say another word 'bout my mama, an' imma release the kraken.
by mattyfoureyes December 20, 2010
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Krabby Patty Time

Krabby Patty Time is when you and your friends are completly high off of marijuana, and you eat everything in your friends house.
Melissa: i got the munchies dude
Rachel: must be Krabby Patty Time
by sugahbear69 July 3, 2011
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Kabeasta

A big person (perferbaly a girl) that has dreads and taunts people with his or her king kong strength
Omg here comes kabeasta!! Everyone run quickly...
by Kabeasta defintion July 25, 2016
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Kraken

A kraken is a karen on crack.
It’s much more horrible and loud than your normal karen and it could be very dangerous if you get to close to her.
Girl: be ware theres a kraken!
Boy: where?
Kraken: jakalsijslL
by Tututu September 26, 2020
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Release The Kraken

to bust our your john; your dick; your shmong, also comes out in the new movie Clash of the Titans.
John: My girl was all up on me, so i release the kraken on her and she gave me a nice blow.
Jimmy: Nice.
by Thull March 16, 2010
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Kraken

A gaming term, primarily used within GarrysMod. It occurs when a series of objects is welded together and one object moves out of place, this object will then frantically swing around until it manages to get back into its original place. The force that this object exerts is incalculable and will kill the player instantly. It also sets off nukes.

Outside of GarrysMod the term is used to describe when an object, usually a ragdoll(dead player or NPC) ends up partially within a wall or floor. The ragdoll will then swing around violently in order to try to escape the wall/floor.

A "crispy" kraken is when, after a kraken has killed you, your body turns into a charple(burned man.)

The kraken is known to appear in almost every game. Examples include: GMOD, Halo 1/2/3, Hitman: Blood Money, Deus Ex: Invisible War, Halo Wars, Toca Touring Car championship...and many more.
"Omg that thing you made is going kraken!"
"LOL that dead guy is krakening."
"OMFG that kraken is going towards the nuke!"
by Phoenix Fighter May 17, 2009
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