When you take a girl (or boy whatever the fuck you're into) into a restroom of a bar or club. You go into the stall to have sex. Have your partner face the toilet. While your partner is orgasming dunk their head into the toilet and flush it, whilst saying RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!! Invented by the band Looking Glass. And you wonder why Brandi was so popular.
Best results with used or unflushed toilet.
-MJB & JO
Best results with used or unflushed toilet.
-MJB & JO
Dude I was so drunk last night I accidentally walked into the women's bathroom. There was this girl with a skirt and no panties puking into the toilet. So I helped her out and gave her the Kraken. That sobered her up a bit.
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Get the release the kraken mug.Krabby Patty Time is when you and your friends are completly high off of marijuana, and you eat everything in your friends house.
by sugahbear69 July 3, 2011
Get the Krabby Patty Time mug.A big person (perferbaly a girl) that has dreads and taunts people with his or her king kong strength
by Kabeasta defintion July 25, 2016
Get the Kabeasta mug.A kraken is a karen on crack.
It’s much more horrible and loud than your normal karen and it could be very dangerous if you get to close to her.
It’s much more horrible and loud than your normal karen and it could be very dangerous if you get to close to her.
by Tututu September 26, 2020
Get the Kraken mug.John: My girl was all up on me, so i release the kraken on her and she gave me a nice blow.
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by Thull March 16, 2010
Get the Release The Kraken mug.A gaming term, primarily used within GarrysMod. It occurs when a series of objects is welded together and one object moves out of place, this object will then frantically swing around until it manages to get back into its original place. The force that this object exerts is incalculable and will kill the player instantly. It also sets off nukes.
Outside of GarrysMod the term is used to describe when an object, usually a ragdoll(dead player or NPC) ends up partially within a wall or floor. The ragdoll will then swing around violently in order to try to escape the wall/floor.
A "crispy" kraken is when, after a kraken has killed you, your body turns into a charple(burned man.)
The kraken is known to appear in almost every game. Examples include: GMOD, Halo 1/2/3, Hitman: Blood Money, Deus Ex: Invisible War, Halo Wars, Toca Touring Car championship...and many more.
Outside of GarrysMod the term is used to describe when an object, usually a ragdoll(dead player or NPC) ends up partially within a wall or floor. The ragdoll will then swing around violently in order to try to escape the wall/floor.
A "crispy" kraken is when, after a kraken has killed you, your body turns into a charple(burned man.)
The kraken is known to appear in almost every game. Examples include: GMOD, Halo 1/2/3, Hitman: Blood Money, Deus Ex: Invisible War, Halo Wars, Toca Touring Car championship...and many more.
"Omg that thing you made is going kraken!"
"LOL that dead guy is krakening."
"OMFG that kraken is going towards the nuke!"
"LOL that dead guy is krakening."
"OMFG that kraken is going towards the nuke!"
by Phoenix Fighter May 17, 2009
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