kelvin

OMG The blackest kid ever. Always eats food and watches anime. This man says he will exercise but doesn't .

Mannn i want to eat kelvin out

by kelvin121 January 30, 2021

Kelvin

describes a person who has a big shlong and can satisfy all your pleasures. Massive and huge thats all I can say.

Boy 1: I think my girl slept with kelvin
Boy 2: why
Boy 1: her pussy was so loose
Girl: I'm sorry it was just SOO BIG

by hellomax45 January 30, 2021

kelvin

short for zero kelvin/absolute zero (the lowest possible temperature); an adjective used to describe something to be the coolest of cool

"your friends are so cool"
"yes they really are they are absolute kelvin"

by megs0224 April 18, 2021

Kelvin Henry

A Vietnamese male who is a gamer and has a huge penis and a wide butthole. He is very attractive.

Yo this Kelvin Henry guy is turning me on.

by Mwegegegegege May 14, 2021

Kelep

An internet troll, just like the ones from Warcraft and the ones from the memes.

Has a folder full of nazi, gay, Fallout, etc. memes.

He'll always ready to play a competitive on CS:GO. In fact, he'll actually ask you every two minutes about it.

Kelep: Ba da nu vii la un compe?

by bruhaiescu November 21, 2021

Kelvin

Kelvin is an amazing person, sweet and compassionate about things he cares about. Kelvin is very smart, even though he acts like he's not, and he's adorable beyond anything you could ever imagine. He is the funniest person you can meet and will make you laugh until your ribs hurt. He gets angry when people call him Kevin, and when he gets mad, he gets MAD. Never get on Kelvins nerves or you're in for a treat. Overall a Kelvin is someone who always looks out for his friends and has a girlfriend who loves him very much. If you ever meet a Kelvin in your life, make sure to hold him close and never let him go or you'll lose someone who is a extremely good friend and amazing boyfriend.

Girl 1: I would love Kelvin as my boyfriend.
Girl 2: kelvin such a good friend.

by Fcabron63 November 21, 2021

Keevin

Beautiful, sweet, funny as hell, and great with the ladies!!! Keevin is the best person to have as a best friend and possibly more!!😏 He's a chic magnet and great in bed. Lemme tell you ladies and gents, you're gonna want a dude name keevin by your side, he can help you get the ladies!!

Boy: "Girl have you heard of the new boy Keevin??"
Girl: "Yea, He's so cute!!"
Boy: "Go ask him out then!!"
Girl: "We're already together silly!!"

by Nohere! November 21, 2021