Kardashian

Person:You have a kardashian?
Me:Yes it poops out gold!
by Fake Hooman February 02, 2024
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Kardashian

While skiing or snowboarding one sticks to exclusively black runs.
Dude I Kardashianed the whole way down!! It was sick!
by Wardy79 March 15, 2023
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Kardashian

A girl who wears so much makeup and plastic their genetically related to barbie
Uh look its that kardashian
by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 06, 2021
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Kardashian problem

A problem that you created so you could fix it so you didn't look as stupid as you really are.
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Tonyy Kardashian

Literally one of the baddest bitches to walk this earth. ONE OF A KIND!!! Literally knows everything about everything. Super Outgoing, Loving A very good friend and spouse, parent & can also read a b!tch faster than you can say hello. Don’t cross him you’ll regret it!
Someone literally mistakenly thought Tonyy Kardashian was Kim K one time.

Tonyy Kardashian is literally my f*cking soulmate

Get yourself a Tonyy K

“I’m literally thee baddest b!tch” ~ Tonyy Kardashian
by Tonyy K November 23, 2021
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Kardashianism

1. The indoctrination or social transformation of a person's personality and values into those of a narcissist. The Narcissification of a capitalist society. 2. An indication that a self aggrandizing society such as Plutocracy, Oligarchy, Kakistocracy has reached it's pinnacle in societal acceptance, been recognized, and deemed undesirable by a majority of the society--signaling the decline of that societal form. 3. A colloquial metaphor for an action, behavior, or thought indicating a perceived transformation of society away from one that is predatory, or strictly capitalist-centric.
To say that everybody in the United States supports predatory capitalism is a Kardashianism.

I reject your spiritual belief, as it is rooted in Kardashianism.
She got that plastic surgery back in the days of Kardashianism, and worshiping narcissists.
I can't watch anything from Hollywood, everything they make is overflowing with Kardashianisms , greed, & consumerism.
The US going to war with another country, is just another extension of DC-Political Kardashianism.
Our public school system integrated Kardashianism, so now children must take classes on how to invest your 401K in Wall St, the importance of banks, the economic value of networking, how savings accounts with meager or virtually zero-returns are actually beneficial to banks and therefore society, long-term strategic planning of individual's social media accounts.
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The Kardashian Rule

if you don't get a message back after ten minutes of sending it someone preoccupied they aren’t taking you as seriously as they need to and if it was a Kardashian they would respond as soon as they get it.
The Kardashian Rule helped save people a few hours a day of using their electronic devices for no effect.
by Coop Dupe December 18, 2019
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