Definitions by theecomicguy

kardashian workout

Going to the gym, sitting on a piece of exercise equipment and engaging with your cell phone.

I went to the gym today and couldn't tear myself away from Facebook. It was, a Kardashian workout.

Feeling the need to do something you know you might regret before you die.

Man did I fucking bomb at that open mic night yesterday. Scratch one off my shitbucket list!