John

John is loving, caring, very family oriented, hilarious, just a tad bit jealous, and a fucking awesome boyfriend. He treats his girlfriend like a queen, will love her probably more than she loves him, he will be super affectionate, and always want lots of love. He needs constant reassurance, he’s very insecure on the inside, he might have a childhood trauma that caused it. John, he’s athletic, probably plays basketball, he lives to make people laugh. He’s a sweet guy, super generous and kind, he’s always willing to help someone out.

Girl: who’s that guy?

Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice

Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud*

Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky

by JuliusfromArea51 September 25, 2019

John

Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge

Me: Bro have you seen my pizza?
John: oh yeah I ate it
Me: .....

by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019

John

sex master, sex man, sexguy, meme master, sex manguy, owner of irony house and oscar chat.

Random Nigga : John is sex master sex guy sex monster

by oklolbruh October 11, 2019

John

A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.

That sexy man is looking like an absolute John

Wow nice 100 yard rush td u pulled a John there

by Gegs2048 October 14, 2019

John

Cunt

John is a cunt

by G f s c h f v May 17, 2018

John

The sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He is smart even though he might not always show it. He is tall, tan-ish, has dirty blonde or brown hair (usually longer)
John loves the outdoors and exercise, he has bright green/blue eyes and an adorable smile. He is awkward, funny and kind. He is handsome though you might not be sure why. You have a hard time not falling for him.

Girl 1: John is so funny

Girl 2: I think he’s so handsome and adorable!

by Kermitthefrickinpig May 28, 2018

John

John is nice and cares very much but always ends up the best friend but even though he wants more then being friends he still manages being a great friend with good relationship advice. He is what you call "boyfriend transparent". He would the best boyfriend but he is see through, girls can't see how great he is and just continues to have trouble with love even if a treasure is right in front of them.

John gives the best advice about my problems with adam I wish there were a guy like john

by Transparent and hollow December 12, 2017