Johnest

free of deceit and untruthfulness; sincere.

‘To be johnest, I hate that sweater.’

by lynettesbow December 26, 2024

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Johnie Canine

A chaotic fluff ball of energy that creates EPIC punk rock music both as a solo act and as the leader of the band Nova Slicers. He also likes mama-gens.

"That guy really likes Mommy robots, he's such a Johnie Canine."

by The Anonymous Fox February 17, 2025

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johnned

Being repeatedly ghosted by a friend named John.

I just got johnned once again for that bbq we planned a month ago.

by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025

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The Johnned (verb) – When someone hypes up an event for weeks, swearing they’ll be there, only to ghost completely on the day of, ignoring all calls, texts, and attempts to reach them. No explanation, no warning—just pure, unfiltered disappearance.

Origins:
Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.

Example:
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”

Alternate Usage:
“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”

by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025

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Johnklessing

Basically, some bloke who has no Johnkless but he rlly wants to Jonk but he is so fucking Ugly blud cant even use a sonk cuz it implodes before he touches it.

BeanGuy: Woah Dave's trying to Johnklessing again Steve: dumb nigga

by BeanTryingToFitIn March 30, 2025

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