john

Something you are referring to as an object .

" Ayo bruh, pass that John"

by v r o December 15, 2017

John

But of a twat innit

Mate that John over that is a bit of a twat innit

by John Lenon2234 May 5, 2018

John

A John is a person in his 50s with hair similiar to homer simpson and is usually a Bucktee.

Aye bruh you see that John over there?

Bro u should lay off em xans got u looking like a john.

by Sam&Jamaals August 3, 2018

John

John
Stand: killer queen
A tall fat kid with a jojo’s obsession

Look at that cunt John

by JohnWAJojo’sObsession July 18, 2018

John

John (sometimes referred to as 'Johnny' by close companions) is a good genuine guy with a sense of humor. He's tall, has brown hair, good looking, and is one of the very last truly masculine guys among his generation. He's thoughtful, caring, down to earth, wise/mature for his age, and you can have fun with him. He'll always hold the door for the lady and he's great on a fancy date, but he can also do a plumbing job himself and will gladly go adventuring in a Jeep. John will keep to the morals and values he knows to be true and divine no matter what.

"I think that's John over there in the distance....yep, it's him. Hey John! What's up?!"

by That Living Human June 4, 2019

John

Fagot

He's such a john

by Johnisafagotwithasmallchode February 28, 2017

John

The sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He is smart even though he might not always show it. He is tall, tan-ish, has dirty blonde or brown hair (usually longer)
John loves the outdoors and exercise, he has bright green/blue eyes and an adorable smile. He is awkward, funny and kind. He is handsome though you might not be sure why. You have a hard time not falling for him.

Girl 1: John is so funny

Girl 2: I think he’s so handsome and adorable!

by Kermitthefrickinpig May 28, 2018