jail fail

Any time you undertake an action where the probable outcome is a quick trip to jail. Jail fails are the second from the bottom in the heirarchy of fails.

See also: Epic fail, death fail

Steve: So I'm pretty sure I saw you pedipass last night.
Austin: Yeah, I hope it doesn't turn into jail fail.

by SargeSmith April 25, 2008

jail buff

the kind of buff you only get from being in jail for multiple years having nothing to do but work out.

Like Val Kilmer's bod at the end of the movie Felon or Edward Norton at the end of American History X.

For example:

" I met this totally hot guy at the beach the other day, he was fucking jail buff! "

by sweetcheeksO7 October 9, 2008

stay out of jail

A kickass Motorhead song from We Are Motorhead(2000)

A good plan, if you plan on maintaining your anal virginity.

I'm 17, and I weigh 97 lbs. I decided the best plan was to stay out of jail.

by Assex 776 January 3, 2008

Facebook Jail

The state where you're blocked from adding friend because you tried to add the friends THEY RECOMMENDED in the first place.

"I wanted to 'friend you, but I'm in Facebook Jail."

by Bob Left September 25, 2011

jailbait mathematician

A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.

"She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."

by CMorales May 3, 2008

jailbait

an fine-ass underage girl that you'd like to get with, but you know that 16 will get you 20 unless no one finds out..

see also lolita

1:Look at that hottie over there, she's damn fine
2:Dammit man, she looks about 15, I wouldn't touch that if I was you

by BlasianSensation October 23, 2004

jailbreak

In electronics: to enable use of a consumer electronics product not intended by the manufacturer through the exploitation of software hacks.

Commonly used to refer to enabling a carrier-locked phone, such as the iPhone, to accept SIM cards from other carriers. Or a restricted platform to run unlicensed or homebrew software.

"If you don't want to pay for AT&T on your iPhone, you can just jailbreak it."

by Ex Omni August 19, 2008