stabwound intercourse

Violently stabbing someone and then preceding to shove your erect cock into the self- made fuck-hoLe repeatedly... The blood creates a nice slippery lubrication for the fuckery..

Also a BadAss Album and Song Title name from a death- metal band named GoReGAsm..

"Bloodlust drives my schizoid mind
Sex and murder are entwined
I love to watch the veins
Pulsing in their necks
As I slash their throats
My dick becomes erect
Stabbed in the chest
Dead flesh is best
I will spill my seed
As I watch it bleed
Bloody holes I love to fuck
And my ten inch knife you'll suck
When I shove it through
The back of your head
Rip the clothes off the corpse
Lying dead on the floor
Brutally fucked in every hole
Use the carcass as my whore
Split their skin open wide
And hang them on a hook above
Lacerate to lubricate
Gush forth the crimson I love
In the sickest ways I defile
This bloody butchered human pile
The stench of gore is so sweet
Lying bleeding at my feet
Driven by my twisted urge
My flatulence will be your dirge
On your stiff I drop a stool
And make new fuck holes with my tool
Stabbed repeatedly with no remorse
I indulge in stabwound intercourse
Necrophilia is my morbid fun
Reaching climax
Baptized with my cum"

Whoop motheRFuckinG WHOOP...!!!

"Last night, I engaged in Stabwound Intercourse as I murdered that dumb bitch.. yOu should've heard her screams.... ...well, while she was still breathing anyways, after that stopped, all yOu could hear was my moans, and the gushy sounds my cock made while plunging in and out of my own lil' personal fuckhoLe...."

by Krazy Bloo-3y3d Chick AKA Psyc September 21, 2018

sexual intercourse

something that i have with your mother every night. we make pollen or some shit

“hey i heard that Cecilia and John had sexual intercourse last night”
“hell yeah dawg”

by sexgod 69420 November 24, 2021

Lower-Intergovernmental Moratorium Agency (LIGMA)

Lower-Intergovernmental Moratorium Agency was established on February 10th, 2022, as an organisation responsible for postponing people's faults in the field of modern Internet: any bad thing that was said on Twitter, any opinion that is slightly controversial on any social media platform, any demonetized video on Youtube can be morally forgiven and reinforced with rhetorical support of us, LIGM Agency. Also this structure implies the existence of yet again one more LIGMA abbreviation, which you can use in case you are asked or just for fun. Right now, the agency consists of 'two and a half' people and is relatively unknown. LIGMA understands that reviving a dead meme might not be so funny, yet it still has its own style and feel. Also there is HIGMA (H stands for Higher), but we can't obtain much information about it.

- Yesterday I called LIGMA!
- So, what did they Lower-Intergovernmental Moratorium Agency (LIGMA) tell you?
- That hating black people can't be forgiven. I guess I'll still have to delete my tweet about slavery.

by vo1dwalker March 8, 2022

Jewish Intercourse

Depositing money into one's bank account

J Money got his paycheck from weis and did some Jewish Intercourse

by michealjackosn677 May 12, 2023

Sexual Intercourse

Something your mom and dad did before they found out about you

In class we learned about sexual intercourse

by ThatAnielkaGurl May 18, 2023

interior motives

a man with ulterior motives attempting to seduce a woman, he just wants to get in her pants

Jenny, you better watch out for him, he has interior motives

by RazMutant January 25, 2008

textual intercourse

when someone text's you a sexual explicit term, and you return with another one of equal or lesser value.

text to jane from john: "junk suck?"
text to john from jane: "fuck in the truck?"
hence textual intercourse.

by Nathan Goudreau December 15, 2007