Infinite Jest

Infinite jest is a construction brick and doorstopper which contains a large amount of text. It was released by Little, Brown and Company in an attempt to enter the market spaces of both both brick construction and interior décor during the active real estate market of the 1990's.

Some people have attempted to read the contents of the brick/doorstopper, but like breaking a normal clay brick into pieces with a sledgehammer and attempting to count them for fun, most have given up after a short time, realizing that successfully doing so would be an rather strange and unproductive feat that ultimately impresses nobody.

"I've started reading infinite jest."
"What? You're actually READING Infinite Jest???"

by mdh1119 November 13, 2021

super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity

Mere mortals believe that the most flaming insult is "ur mom gay lol".

But these fools do not know the power of the S U P E R G A Y C H A R M.
When activated, the super gay charm makes the target gay times infinity.

Anyone who reads this - your mom now gay times infinity lol

Person 1: Hey ur hair looks bad and ur ugly

Person 2: lmao get ready for this

Person 1: What're u gonna do ugly fat man
Person 2: Super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity
Person 1: Literally dies of a coronary on the spot.

by Dirty sanchez 420 May 19, 2018

infinite ammo

Never having to reload; Often an attribute acquired by using some form of cheating.

White kids love hip-hop and Axel, tractors and Rambo, playin' Unreal Tournament with infinite ammo.

by connick March 4, 2003

infinity plus four

Infinity plus four was discovered by a genius, though his name is unknown. This genius mathematician first stumbled this formula while lurking around on this very website. First he saw the definition for infinity plus one, then plus two, then plus three... but it stopped there. He thought to himself... what if? What if there was an infinity plus 4? And thus this equation was born. It is the highest number known to man. Anything higher would make your brain implode.
or would it...?!?

Stupid: I'm so much better than you at this game.
Stupider: NO! I'm like, infinity plus one times better than you.
Stupidest: Whatever you losers, I'm infinity plus four times better than both of you combined.
*gasp*
Genius: Actually. I am the greatest, for I am infinity plus 4 times greater than all of you.
*bigger gasp*

by Unknown and Anonymous April 10, 2008

Infinite Flight

A game made for realism but ended up being stupid thanks to its retarded players ramming into each other / ATC tower, not giving a fuck about ATC instructions, flying extremely low to the airport or up to the point where it could recreate the 9/11 pentagon attack if it had airport buildings in it and telling tower that they are remaining in the pattern but they leave the airspace instead as if they are hallucinating Gordon Ramsay telling them to fuck off in the sim

ATC LOG: (Plane 1), please do not taxi throu grass

(Plane 2), please wait for clearance before taking off!

(Plane 3), please wait for clearance before landing!

Me: *slams phone on floor* fuck this! Infinite Flight is the pinnacle of stupidity!

by A chinese earthquake May 31, 2020

infinity path

The path by the front of chaz's house. Past the scary river bend. Its a long path with lights beside it, and at night its misty and looks like it stretches on to infinity. Doesn't really exist during the day.

One of the nicest places in the world, albeit a bit cold.

by lordblunkey April 13, 2006

infinity minus one

The sum total of reality.

All that exists and can be perceived must fit within infinity, thus at it's most simple scope reality is measured as infinity minus one.

by patternz November 1, 2013