air-typing

The ability to type semi-coherently in thin air, as if you were using a full QWERTY keyboard. Computer geeks can usually do this with near 100% accuracy, and it is usually computer geeks who will be proud of being able to do such a feat. Uses the traditional tenses of "typing" (air-type, air-typed, air-typer, etc.)

Geek: I'm awesome, I just air-typed that entire program. Air-typing FTW!
Anyone else: Geek. Get a life.

by Naytee February 27, 2011

deuce air

When your trying to drop a deuce, but all that comes out is air.

Use in place of "i farted"

Whats that smell?

I dropped some deuce air!

by Lady deuce dropper August 7, 2017

air banjo

The act of a horny lady strumming herself whilst pulling off a throbbing cock into her mouth. The hand positions reminiscent of a person playing the banjo.

Just been on the internet and seen that Taylor Swift has been practicing her air banjo with the inspiration for her next album

by IorekSholto March 4, 2017

Air Drowning

When an aquatic animal "drowns" due to lack of water

Also used when someone is strangled

John: Hey, are you ok?

Mike: No mate, I came in and my fish was air drowning last night. I was too late to save him.

John: Damn.

Or

Peter: Do you know what happened to Peter?

Susan: I heard he was air drowned by a psychopath.

by Randy Ghandi March 28, 2010

your airness

Is a type of your highness but you can only use your airness when you are speaking of MIcheal Jordan.

Your airness, here are my new Jordans that i bought.

by micro Giga chad October 6, 2022

Ball Air

When you air jack off and throw the air in someones face.

He threw his ball air at my face, it was gross.

by CCNNKK May 31, 2009

air stair

When you step on a stair that is not there

I fell because I stepped on an air stair

by supsauce November 3, 2013