secondhand air

The breeze that once receives in the back seat of the car from a fully opened window; usually is much stronger and more concentrated in that respect.
Dude, open up your window and turn off the AC, I need some secondhand air.
by Chris Kipp June 25, 2007
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air-jacking

The motion made with one's own arm imitating a male masterbating to show a complete lack of interest or respect to someone talking.
I was standing behind my boss air-jacking while he was yelling at everyone in the meeting.
by Outlaw Redneck February 28, 2018
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Air Baby

When you engage in butt sex and the air gets shoved up your rectum and you get bloated to the effect of feeling pregnant.
Oh honey, you certainly did give me an air baby last night! I feel like I'm about to deliver!
by FapinaDerpina June 28, 2012
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deuce air

When your trying to drop a deuce, but all that comes out is air.

Use in place of "i farted"
Whats that smell?

I dropped some deuce air!
by Lady deuce dropper August 08, 2017
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Air gum

A type of invisible gum generally masticated by the older and desiccated members of our society.
Old Ma Begley seemed blissfully unaware of the toy poodle carcass mashed round the rear wheel of her mobility scooter as she sped through the mall scowling into the far distance and chomping away on a big wad of air gum.
by EstuaryPig April 28, 2010
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air banjo

The act of a horny lady strumming herself whilst pulling off a throbbing cock into her mouth. The hand positions reminiscent of a person playing the banjo.
Just been on the internet and seen that Taylor Swift has been practicing her air banjo with the inspiration for her next album
by IorekSholto March 05, 2017
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Air-Qaida

Noun

Air-Qaida, also referred to as Oxygen Terrorists are more simply known as Oxygen Hijackers or thieves. They are worthless piece's of shit. They have no job or purpose in life, but to steal clean breathing air from us self sufficient human beings
Sanchez's lazy uncle probably belongs to an Air-Qaida sleeper cell...The mother fucker just eat and sleeps. Lazy, useless bitch
by Tarawa COC S312 January 23, 2011
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