AIDs Couch

A couch that is free because it has contracted AIDs from its previous owners. Often sports a horrendous floral pattern with obvious ejaculate stains, but hey it's free.

"Man, we have no furniture to sit on" Dude 1
"Why don't you pick up an AIDs couch" Dude 2 (Hopefully joking)

by dixie normous yeah that's righ September 26, 2010

couch talk

Couch talk is an intimate conversation which happens between two people who aren't really that close but during the talk they open up and discover new things about each other. Usually after the couch talk the two people become much more comfortable with each other, often resulting in a friendship or even a relationship.

When did Tim and Jenny become so close?
They had the couch talk last night.

by RussianGod May 18, 2014

Couch Flu

Couch Flu is a lack of motivation and energy experienced when in a comfortable/ nice seating position on a couch. The weather may also incur couch flu. The phrase was originally coined by a UCC student in Ireland. The original idea was adopted from the swine flu.

Text message from Rory: Hey are you coming to our 4 o clock lecture on innovation, technology and economic change?

Reply: No man I got the couch flu...

by Ketsy Catombull October 8, 2009

riding the couch

to lie motionless on the couch for hours, with no intention of moving.

"dude, you wanna go to the club?"
"no, i am tired and will be riding the couch tonite'

by Terri s May 29, 2007

shitting the couch

When someone does something to ruin or lessen the fun of a night out.

"Man, Adam is really shitting the couch because he brought his girlfriend along tonight."

by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010

Over the couch

Taking something too far, saying or doing something over the top. Usually in a negative sense.

ASU's improbable, unfortunate, and over all ridiculous loss to UNLV was waaay over the couch.

by Justin and Kent's Fusion Group January 13, 2009

couch-rumbler

n. A fart produced while sitting on a couch or chair that vibrates the couch, specifically in such a way that the other people on the couch or in the room feel it in their behinds.

I was sitting with my brother and sister and laid a couch-rumbler; my sister yelled, "That's gross!" and left.

by Hoof Arted March 31, 2006