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Howell

a wicked small town 33 miles from lansing mi, and about an hour from detroit michigan. barely any one lives here, but there's some sweet little shops downtown.
p#1: dude, me n randy went to LANLORD'S (in howell) last night.
p#2: no way! his cousin and i were on the other end of howell.
p#1: you should have holla'd, we could have walked there in aboot 3 minutes
p#2: yeah well, i was tired so i rode by bike to SPAG'S, took like 3 sec.
by nia69 November 17, 2005
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Howl

Pre-perforated paper towel, exactly half the size of a "normal"-zied paper towel.
Oh my god, get a Howl to clean me off!
by David Lee Spangler January 18, 2008
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Howl

The Howl. a show of extreme happiness, a greeting, an expression done after a shot, something that is done numerous times when drunk.
You are to report to the Hall Director's office because of your violation of regularly posted quiet hours, more specifically you were found "Howling in the bathroom" after being told repeatedly to be quiet.

SEE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooowwwwwwww SEE:
WWoo...
by Martin October 30, 2002
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Howl on

Slang mainly used in norn iron meaning 'hold on'. It can also mean stop.
'Fuck sake, howl on will ye?! Relax yer kaks!'
by Eamonn and Louiseah! May 27, 2005
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howlow

Form of inclusive depravity
So just howlow is it permissible to go
by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009
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howler

Scientific name: Trollus Vulgaris Ulularis

An obscure subspecies of common troll, this lesser known internet denizen and lurker was brought back into the mainstream's view during the campaigns/elections for POTUS 2016.

With its characteristic scent of fear and ignorance, the howler repeatedly attempts to shout its personal truths into everybody else's reality using mostly blunt force internet tactics, relying heavily on logically fallacious ambushes and what it believes to be shiny objects.

Fueled by delusion and derision, convoluted arguments are constructed/fabricated and secured to each other by a near infinite number of tenuous threads at randomized intersections, maintaining many points of continuity with the original discussion while completely fragmenting coherency. Appearing on forums as vehemently vigorous to suffering extreme torpor and all points in between, the howler becomes tick-like and difficult to shake off once it has determined that you are prey and has attached its victim(s). Its rationales are unknown; it is uncertain if a howler can actually reason for itself, as none has ever observably demonstrated a fully intact brain or usable mind.

Usually, standard troll management techniques apply. However, at the time of this writing some have escaped off the internet and into public office; meatspace procedures are in the process of evolving to accommodate the contingency.
A post appears on a net neutrality forum...

Random dumbfuck: "I VETTED THEM AND THEY WERE ALL SATANISTS, SATAN DOES NOT GET INTERNET"

Everyone else, collectively rolling eyes and saying to themselves: "Fucking howlers."
by iamchavo January 22, 2017
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Horld

A Fat gay nig*** that sucks Dick and has Ebola.
Its is used as an insult. "You are a Horld, go fu** Yourself."
by BIGGESTMEAT November 10, 2018
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