Hoodz

Hoodz is a word used when Larimer Ave native swear on there deceased friends

That nigga got paperwork on old boy HOODZ

by Urban Larimer LINGO November 11, 2017

Hooker stand

The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground

Stop using hooker stand out here or otherwise you will be mistaken for a hooker

by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 18, 2021

HookerHooves

Hookers and Prostitutes walk a lot and I mean a lot and they don't always have the most comfortable shoes and often times they have high heels or FUCKME PUMPS with several inch heels but even if not AND they have a more comfortAble shoes often they walk so much that their feet are often times blistered, cracked and it's not a pretty sight and it almost looks like a horse hoof or some kind of animal hoof that just been overworked and definitely not pampered and that's what you call HookerHooves or #HookerHooves. In addition a lot of prostitutes don't take care of their body and even if they don't walk that much their feet are often times still HookerHooves because they walk just enough and they don't take care of their body and they're doing drugs so their body is just depleted and ran down so either way they're in HookerVilleUSA with HookerHooves and they should take some of that money and go get a pedicure instead of buying drugs.

Damn that Prostitute Escort gal Jillian Jones sure does have some HookerHooves!! Her feet are jacked up!! Cracked up!! And they surely need to be made UP!!

by VannaSweets April 16, 2021

Douche Hook

A girl who thinks she is cool, and only hooks up with douche bags.

Hey, there goes kristie
Yeah, she's drunk again looking for a dude, what a douche hook!

by Johnson Johnson Johnson May 31, 2010

Designated Hook up

(Also DH) A person (male or female) that before going to a party or social gathering you are sure you can hook up with if all else fails. Basically, insurance. Because nobody likes to get left out a party right?

Mike: Hey Dave you going to Jessica's party?
Dave: Yeah man, as long as I have a designated hook up.
Mike: Oh yeah, Tina should be there, if things don't work out with anyone else.
Dave: I feel shallow for this though, Mike.
Mike: Don't Dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water.
Mike: I love you man.

by Viva La Fro July 6, 2010

Groin Hook

To pick up a drunk woman while drunk using references towards your genatalia

How was your night?"......"Oh it was great i groin hooked this woman at the bar last night and brought her home.

by willie11 April 21, 2011

negative hook-up

When a man brings home a woman after attempting to woo her, but she ends up putting on more clothes, rather than taking them off.

Dan: "How did things work out with that girl you met last night?"

Jay: "Everything was going fine, until I brought her back to my place, and she asked to borrow my sweatshirt, and said she had a boyfriend. I had a negative hook-up."

by My balls are fat September 16, 2011