Turd Hammer

Synonym for fudge packer.

Those two turd hammers just cut me off!

by Charlie Donovan December 1, 2011

love hammer

When you call someone a love hammer, it means that person is really good at sex.

'Boris The Soviet Love Hammer' (from Cards Against Humanity)

by daniduck January 27, 2015

Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer

The act of getting anal sex from a large penis

That guy Noah got his fudge packed by a meat hammer last night

by R34KindaGay November 6, 2019

Poon Hammer

1. The act of hammering a Poon; (V)

2. A long erected object used to hammer Poons; (N)

Where were you last night? I was Poon hammering.

Man, thats a nice poon hammer you have there.

by Jacob Bowman January 20, 2009

Klonoa-Hamma

A ban-hammer used only by the greatest of Klonoa fans.

I now ban you with my KLONOA-HAMMA!

by Grimblade April 14, 2009

donkey hammer

Used to refer to the penis and scrotum as a single unit. Its name derives from the fact that a profile view of a cock and balls crudely resembles a hammer, with the scrotum as its head and the penis as its handle.

Guy #1: Hey I was going through John's mail and I found this issue of "Cock'n'Balls Monthly" with his name and address on it.

Guy#2: (flipping through magazine) By the looks of it, they really cater to the package shot connoisseurs.

Guy #1: Well we all know what a big fan he is of the donkey hammer.

Guy #2: True, true.

by corsendonk September 18, 2009

Chelsea hammered

To get extraordinarily wasted followed by a weekend of severe regret...commonly results in overall incoherency, brief skankyness before a quick emotional breakdown.

Man, that girl is Chelsea hammered.

by Chelsea hammered June 29, 2015