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hamburger meat

The bits left in the toilet after flushing a messy shit.
Roomate 1 : "Fuck, man flush the toilet twice next time."

Roomate 2 : "Why?"

Roomate 1 : "There was a load of hamburger meat floatin around when i went to take a piss."
by That Fella. June 19, 2012
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Hamburger Helper

Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.

How to make Hamburger Helper:

Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush
Be right back. I've got to go to the restroom.....Hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!
by vap0rWTC February 5, 2010
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Phrase used by Wimpy, Popeye's hungry pal. Song from the 1980 movie "Popeye."
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.
"I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!" (sung)
by Bunny Rivera May 17, 2004
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sexual hamburger

A threesome in which a black guy sexes up two fat white chicks at the same time. One honny on top, the other on the bottom, hence the visual...sexual hamburger!
Clarence ordered a sexual hamburger to go, well done Clarence.
by Bagel Dog January 28, 2006
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Fat Hamburger

fuckign maerican
by wildthings June 4, 2003
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hamberder

What happens to 300–1000 hamburgers when they sit for hours in a White House dining room, waiting for the NCAA football champions to arrive. The hot grilled patty and cold bread blend together into a room-temperature substance called hamberder.
due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders.

just serving hamburgers today. — Burger King (@BurgerKing)
by Stan Forrest January 17, 2019
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Hamburger Jack

A forceful robbery in which food stuffs, hamburgers, cheeseburgers, bacon cheeseburgers etc. are stolen.
Robber: 'dis a Hamburger Jack son! Gimme the mothaf***in'burger!

OR

Purloiner: Excuse me Madam, might I obtain your beef patty sandwich at this time?
by S. Anadalus May 1, 2006
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