Glumple

(noun/adjective) A word indicating something that is bad, unpleasant, or of poor quality. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something negatively.

"After a series of unfortunate events, my day took a glumple turn when I missed the bus and then got caught in the rain."

by word makeruper August 2, 2023

grumble

A group of dads in bad moods, self-appointed comedians, or a combination of either type. You will typically find dads who are always grumpy or dads who tell bad dad jokes congregating together. These are the dads that hang around the grill at family barbecues.

Steer clear of the sports shop at the mall, it is full of grumbles.

My dad started telling bad jokes at home ever since he joined a grumble in the neighborhood.

by CantWinHere October 10, 2023

GumpleGrumple

A man that has a neck beard, wears glasses, is 6'3" and is of RedHead

Ewww that man over there is a GumpleGrumple

by LukieBookieIII November 2, 2023

GumpleGrumple

A man that has a neck beard, wears glasses, is 6'3" and has red hair, natural.

Ewww that man over there is a GumpleGrumple

by LukieBookieIII November 2, 2023

Grupple

When a group of men gather together to measure their dicks and fuck each other to test whether or not girls would like it

“Hey man can you come over for a grupple later?”

by Wangg lialo November 21, 2023

Grumblewank

when someone/something arouses you and at the same time makes you angry but you begrudgingly whack you stack or flick your skittle anyway.

After seeing Atris breasts she threatened to use a mallet on my testicles but i still had a grumblewank anyway.

by freudianslip69 September 16, 2024

Grimple

A small gnome wizard sometimes called his full title "Grimple the Wizard" known for teaching magic incantations from the magic style known as "Negromancy" such as:

Nigronius Sumonous
Cauconius Sumonous
Penis Dementus (Pronounced Pen-iss)

I got taught a new spell the other day by my spellmaster Grimple the Wizard.

by ReneGod September 28, 2024