gouchie

the little area of tissue that connects your penis and your balls.

Dont scratch your dick so hard, you might get a rash on your gouchie.

by Mike Daniels August 5, 2008

gouch

The space between the dick and the asshole

God damn my gooch is itchen, scratch right between my dick and my asshole!

by Jake Brandenburg February 25, 2003

grouchy

Tending to complain or grumble; peevish or grumpy.

feelin grouchy today

by Fez May 13, 2005

Persian Groucho

Similar to Persian sunglasses. The act involves waiting until someone has fallen asleep (usu. through intoxication) Then, in order to perform the act, another person positions themselves above the sleeping party, and dropping their testicles over the sleepers eyes, with their penis laying down over the nose. Therefore resembling the iconic "Groucho Marx" disguise.

Conor: I heard Pete was tellin' everyone about that thing.

James: Yeah.

Conor: So I went one step further; and gave him a Persian Groucho, when he fell asleep.

by Gazuba January 24, 2010

Goucher

A man who intensely enjoys to preform oral sex on a female.

Dave is such a goucher his head is probably between his girlfriends legs right now.

by Framptal Tromwibbler March 30, 2013

Goucho Steamer

A derivative of a "cleaveland steamer," the goucho steamer is the act of placing strips of freshly cooked meat (a la Brazilian steakhouse styling - very tender, warm, and juicy) onto the other person's chest before, during, or after sex. Once the meat is in place you may either:
a) sit on the meat and rock back and forth like a steamroller
b) eat the meat in mid-coitus
c) invite the goucho (he who brings the meat) into a deliciously meaty three-way

Last night my girlfriend and I were having sex and I felt hungry, so I phoned up my neighborhood Goucho and he came by with freshly cooked meat so I could give my girl a goucho steamer.

by FrankieT May 11, 2006

Goucher

Person who consistently "dirties" the area in between his testacle and anus.

After many messy situations involving the toilet, Nasser realized he had become a Goucher.

by Sameerchandra February 3, 2009