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fall on the grenade 

the selfless act of skull fucking a fat troll so that your roommate can get his nob shined by her slightly more appealing friend, only to boot the troll to the curb once you have confirmation that the roommate has "sealed the deal".

Cooked Grenade 

The things you throw at someone willing to catch a grenade for someone
That guy told his girlfriend he'd catch a grenade for her.....so i threw a cooked grenade and snatched her for myself

nasal grenade 

When you flick a booger in to an unsuspecting group and everyone scatters.
We were eating dinner last night and I lobbed a nasal grenade in to the adjoining booth.
nasal grenade by Urban humor June 10, 2017

preston grenade

Like Preston Garvey but has a ton of grenades. Dont mess with him, he will nuke you to another dimension

frosty hand grenade 

Where someone throws a used condom at their partner and a yells "Fire in the hole."
"Dude i cant believe you actually did, the frosty hand grenade."

"I know i hit her right in the face. She had no idea."

hipster hand grenade 

(n) The Samsung Note 7, which gained infamy for its exploding battery. The phone was also featured as a grenade in GTA 5 via a mod.
My God... Is that guy using a Hipster Hand Grenade!?! Run!